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# *sands you*
Good old black &decker.
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:29, archived)
# You being a racialist?
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:31, archived)
# ...
Yes NO!

I just love tools. I don't know why they just make me feel all light and fluffy inside, especially when I get to sand people's faces - which happens surprisingly often considering I've never been locked up or anything.

*plugs in sander*
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:36, archived)
# *offers face*
For SCIENCE!
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:36, archived)
# *sands like he's never sanded before*
Ooooh the pleasure, the joy, the unadulterated feelings of fluffiness... I'm overloading with joy....

*passes out*
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:40, archived)
# *takes advantage*
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:41, archived)
# *wakes up*
OH dear GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT PUMPKIN?!

OOOOOWWWWW.....

*passes out*
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:44, archived)
# black and decker pecker wrecker
/punchline to some joke i can't remember
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:32, archived)
# why are you not an ordinary bean today?
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:34, archived)
# because
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:36, archived)
# Hahaha, that's ace
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:38, archived)
# That was all happy and fluffy and such
and then the last frame killed it.
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:39, archived)
# circles mcgee owns my face!
that am ace, those all am ace, ning one, you all am ace!
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:42, archived)
# i think it's
What do you get when you cross a girl with braces with a power tool?
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:35, archived)
# that's the badger
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 2:38, archived)