My biggerererer attempt...

It hurts my eyes and my soul.
(Experiment 626, Wed 25 May 2005, 13:41, archived)

playstation will eat your soul

(Kundalini wants his hand back (and an fp too, thanks), Wed 25 May 2005, 13:42, archived)

and rape your pets

(skitzo, Wed 25 May 2005, 13:43, archived)

not before I do

( dr_fonz, Wed 25 May 2005, 13:44, archived)

*passes ketchup*
Almost wrote "asses" ketchup ..... ass ketchup.... nice !
(Experiment 626, Wed 25 May 2005, 13:46, archived)