You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: 'Go ahead. Do it!' Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. No, come to think of it, you would.
in short
fuck off and never come back
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Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:21,
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in short
fuck off and never come back
You said what I was thinkingbut with more words
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GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome,
Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:22,
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