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# My dentist has the 'night' version on his ceiling.
It takes the mind of the drilling, and filling, and scraping and clanking...
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Unless, of course they are standing above you
when you get that lovely up-nostril view.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Nah, mine sits down...
... with his stomach by my head.
I'm usually before lunch, so it rumbles in my ear.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)
# mine lays down, rests
his head on my chest and tells me how he longs for a life working in the open air raiseing a mighty heard of donkeys to sweep majestically to him every morning, but he is NHS so I put up with it
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:12, archived)
# At least for the first 3 minutes
Then it's back to pain as usual
(JPaddy, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)
# You are Professor Frink
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Whyyymnngghp.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)