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[challenge entry] compo
NSFW
in fact, not safe for anyone

From the The B3ta 404 Page challenge. See all 513 entries (closed)

(aerodrown, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# Oh good god.
Please put a goatse warning next time, boobs I don't mind, gaping arse I do.
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# there are some clues...
a) it's b3ta
b) it said NSFanyone. duh. boobies are not work-safe, but they are always people-safe.
(aerodrown, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# I know, but mind-bleach isn't cheap :(
Please send me a cheque for £18.99 forthwith.
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# haha fuck that.
i dont know why, but i just made that, and now i feel like riding my bike to go get some cookies. back shortly.
(aerodrown, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# is anyone else
noticing how goatse has sparked off the longest thread all night...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# deep down inside, everyone loves goatse
but it's not something we like to talk about.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:48, archived)
# it is, however, something i had to stare at
for about five minutes because i'm fucking anal (i swear no pun intended) about the tiny details of perfection that go into my 'shops.

hence why i rarely post anything.
(aerodrown, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:51, archived)
# cookies fell through
so now i'm baking a cake. anyone want a piece when i'm done?
(i'll be more than happy to eat a slice in your name)
(aerodrown, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 4:04, archived)
# i think
"this link contains gotase" might have worked better.

Although tbh, I should think we're all used to it by now. Kittens, goatse... its all the same.
(Hazhar, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4692990
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)
# I'm not used to it.
I don't think I'll ever be used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# I find boobies offensive.
I don't like them.
In real life, either.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# I sometimes get the fear when it comes to my own
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# I've never really minded them
...but then, I don't have any of my own to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# Thats not true.
I saw the pictures the other night.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# Yes, but not much to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# hahahahaha, I remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# nice cleavage!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# Thank you!
*has the best cleavage on b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:40, archived)
# *looks a bit disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# I wish mine were, too
but how can we compare to that?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:43, archived)
# Side by side is probably the best bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Jun 2005, 4:11, archived)
# /cracking up
cheeky
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 4:21, archived)
# Syncuboobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)
# i always minded them a little too much
so they gave me a hefty fine and some community service
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# *offers to share*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# *snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# I do!
:-P nah nah nah nah nah!!!
(aerodrown, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:52, archived)
# I don't actually dislike them
though I wish mine were smaller, they just get in the way
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# Thats a very fucking silly thing to wish for.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)
# I can never get dresses that fit
and can't find the right style of bra if I need a specific one 'cause they don't come big enough
:$
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# You should shop at Bobo's clown surplus.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# I have to shop on the intarweb
but thanks. I have big feet too, thanks for the self esteem boost.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)
# "If you're going to put your foot in it, go up to the waist"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# I don't get it
/thick
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:45, archived)
# I was referring to the fact that I made a joke about your boobs being big,
and then you pointed out that you have large feet, which made me feel awkward for a second at the potentially embarrassing Faux Pas, then I just thought "fuck it" and laughed anyway, hence, "if you're going to put your foot in it, go up to the waist"...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:48, archived)
# you're up to the neck now
I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:49, archived)
# Then my work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)
# hehehehe
;)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 4:01, archived)
#
www.lastditcheffort.org/~adam/FFIB/verse.php?id=17506
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:56, archived)
# Ah, I understand
And it's ok, I'm comfortable with my big feet. And that was a really good explin
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:56, archived)
# Yeah,
I wouldn't worry too much about it. I have a fat arse.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:58, archived)
# Mine are just the right size, but when I'm single, as I am, I wish they were bigger.
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# I find
the smaller breasted lady rather attractive...

*and it's the woman behind the boobs that counts...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# Mine aren't small, I'm just a tall lady
I would rather have small than huge huge, like Jordan size, that said.

Imagine the chafing.
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# she's ok
shes got Peter Andre to rub them better
*swoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:45, archived)
# I do. Frequently.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# You would :)
www.b3ta.com/board/4809845
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# This is getting really odd...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:49, archived)
# I'm glad mine aren't big
I've never known a naturally large-breasted woman who liked being that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:45, archived)
# Come to think of it
Me neither. Well, I do like it. And now that I'm done with sports it shouldn't be as much of an issue. They are quite annoying at times, though.
/blog again
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:50, archived)
# but with the wimmins,
size doesnt *really* matter, apart from comfort and things...but with guys, size matter so much more...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:56, archived)
# doesn't hurt your back?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:57, archived)
# Does sometimes,
I just tried to cut short my whining
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 4:05, archived)
# : \
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 4:21, archived)
# i have
my sister. and she's a bitch about it. we have different fathers and she'll be like "i have big tits and you dont" and i'll just be like "yeah, well at least guys look at my fucking face when they talk to me"
(aerodrown, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 4:06, archived)
# That must be pretty harsh
but imagine if you actually had a pair :)
(Azzek!, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# Oh I've got a pair alright
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)
# indeed you do...
*tum ti tum*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# you like the cock though...
don't you...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# everybody loves cock
in their special way...

edit: well, maybe not asexualls
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# I suppose I do
i mean, look at every post i've made for the last two days...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4809760
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# That's freaky
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4809760

We're birthday buddies *does homosexual skipping type dance*
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# twins!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)
# Twinsies!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)
# well, she's two years older than me...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# You say that like it's a BAD thing :(
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# how did I say that like it was a bad thing!?
I was merely pointing out that we couldn't be twins, as you are older than me!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# I used to think
that any two people born on the same day were twins...

not even in the same year, just the day...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# That is adorable!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)
# I'm sensitive about my elderly status.
I'm expecting to get up one day and WHOOSH! Things will droop and grow a downy fuzz.
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)
# Like Syncubus?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:40, archived)
# *has little fuzz*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:52, archived)
# Lenugo?
Like a fetus?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)
# bloody cradle robber
;)

that's ok, I'm the nonce on the playground next to most of you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:40, archived)
# But we love you anyway
And you don't do anything questionably legal
*Looks around for Leningrad*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 4:07, archived)
# Woah, thats exceedingly fucking weird.
I had a really odd feeling that we had the same birthday, hence me asking you.

I have no idea where the fuck that came from.

We've never actually discussed that before have we?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# That is fuck off weird
that you had a feeling and all
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)
# I know...
I wouldn't have asked otherwise...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# Nope
Maybe we have a psychic bond...

..or maybe it was a 1 in 31 coincidence

I call psychic bond.
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)
# 1 in 31 is a pretty steep chance...
You wouldn't put a bet on it...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# That's true. So what you doing for your birthday?
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# My friends are trying to get me insanely drunk.
its my fuckin 21st....

Despite my protests, and my repeated statement of "I dont drink anymore!" they insist theyre comin up to Lancaster and we're hitting the town, hard.


I just want to go paintballing...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:40, archived)
# Argh! I was looking into paintballing in Lancaster for my birthday
our fates are entwined! The matrix is broken!
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:45, archived)
# Argh!
STOP LEADING MY LIFE IN BRADFORD!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# STOP BEING MY MALE ALTER EGO!
If you are me and I am you; what's my favourite food?
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:48, archived)
# spaghetti?
or maybe curry.



I don't really have a favourite food, I more of a general meat fan, leading me to believe that you also don't really have a favourite food.

But if I had to guess, either curry or Spaghetti Bolognese.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:50, archived)
# Jesus fucking christ.
Chicken Korma with peshwari naan and Spag Bol are my favourite foods. I'm not kidding.
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:51, archived)
# ......
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:52, archived)
# I picked them based on the fact that I don't really have a favourite food,
but if I had to name one (or two in this case) thats what I would have gone for...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:53, archived)
# You're watching me, aren't you!?!?
*checks room for bugging devices*
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:53, archived)
# How would watching you determine your favourite food?
unless you had it written on your head or something...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:55, archived)
# Because....because....I'm a leo and I act before I think,
Like you, I suppose?
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:56, archived)
# Perhaps....
Either way I'm a little weirded out...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:56, archived)
#
You only need 23 people to have more than a 50% chance that 2 of them will have the same birthday
(Borderline Schizo, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:49, archived)
# how does that work?
EDIT: actually, just read your profile. "First year maths student". Don't bother explaining it, I'll just believe you instead...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:51, archived)
# S'truth
Not that one of those 23 will match yours, but that two of those 23 will have the same one.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)
# Here is a simplish explanation I found:
mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/faq.birthdayprob.html
(Borderline Schizo, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 4:03, archived)
# sam just read your reply below bout your birthday
so celebrate early at sheffstock! the beauty of the north is everything being cheap, like the free party tomorrow (on from 10pm til sometime sunday so as long as youre not working sunday you should be there!)
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# Well I shall certainly be looking into going.
I want to do something crazily extravagant for my 23rd, I was unconcious and in hospital for my 22nd :(
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)
# haha! i celebrated my 23rd this year
my now ex girlfriend spent the day taunting me for being old! bah!

/edit party line is on the website, ring after 10 for location. ill be the one with purple hair dancing my speeding ass off or sitting in the corner with no drugs and no money depending on whether i can recollect old debts tomorrow!
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# Partners, who needs them
*curls in ball and cries*

I'm kidding, of course. I'm independent like Destiny's Child or something.

Edit: I read that as spreading ass. Oh lord.
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# oh dont you cry as well!
ive only just stopped crying for the CRAZY BITCH that i am now rid of!
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)
# This sounds deep and psychological.
Coming from a female, the best thing you can do is walk away and leave it. Harsh but true.

We sink our claws in and kill you from inside otherwise!
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# Oh yes.
How remarkably true that is....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)
# oh how true!
but nah, im too much of a hippy for the deep psychological stuff, like you said, just walk away!
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:48, archived)
# well it was only a matter of time....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# don't know if its the angle
but that guy looks pretty well hung...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# have you never seen goatse?
(aerodrown, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# yes...
but today is the first time i've looked at it for more than a second or two...I've found that i can stand it...not so lemony, tubgirl, or that one with the blonde lady and the turd...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)
# Blonde lady and turd?
Why am I asking, I clearly will be disgusted like an old lady at an Eminem gig.
(Northern Lovely, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# its basically
a bloke taking a dump into a ladys mouth...or the other way round...try typing shitty blonde lady into google...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)
# I think you mean "lemon party"
Lemony's not such a bad-looking bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# yes
^this, but i'm tired and confused..
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# *Holds head in hands*
woo, though...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)
# return of the scrote thing
w00!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# yay, another goatse 404
it's like a compo within a compo
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# shit, it's bindun?
dammit. *shrugs* oh well.
(aerodrown, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# happens to the best of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# front bum?
it looks like it has 2 holes, is that a ladies front bum after sereral large births? thank goodness shes married!!
(Potassium Permanganate, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)
# HAH! I'm de-sensitized
(sqrrl101, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 4:05, archived)
# woo?
(aerodrown, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 4:07, archived)