The Reader's Digest New DIY Manual (published 1988)
comes in handy for this

( The Coast of Yemen or "NAMBLA", Wed 29 Jun 2005, 8:43, archived)

shit
where the hell's my beak simulator?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed www.ZXBadger.com - EAT IT!, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 8:44, archived)

seeing the 'circumcisor'
made me squirm
( Mushroom, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 8:47, archived)

Arf!
Sir Francis Chichester circumcised the globe with his 40 ft clipper . . .

Woo! toolkit!

'ning all!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 8:52, archived)

'night
9am so I'm off to bed.

(yes, my sleep pattern is screwed up)
( Mushroom, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 8:55, archived)

Fucking hell!

( The Coast of Yemen or "NAMBLA", Wed 29 Jun 2005, 8:57, archived)

'ning OJ


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 8:56, archived)

'ello, ducks!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 9:01, archived)

'ello, fails to duck, gets hit on head by flying bat.


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 9:07, archived)

Do you mean cat?


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 9:17, archived)

( Jessie © just think of it as a paid holiday. With stress., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 20:53, archived)

haha!
kitten destroyer and primitive lightsabre are ace
(kaibosh, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 8:50, archived)