The Simians were ready for War..

The new breed of Simian footsoldier emerged as the threat from General Pingu grew ever bigger..
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Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:07,
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Im dying to know what he's going to do with that inflatable banana!
General Pingu had best not bend over! :D
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WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:11,
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How to..
In the heat of battle, the inflatable banana is a handy and relentless weapon that will knock seven bells of sh1t out the unfortunate Penguin enemy
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Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:15,
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