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# have you not got yourself a wank monkey yet?
mine's paws are becoming a little calloused, I might have to kill it and eat it.

Mmmmm, bush meat.


(, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)
# i went to london zoo to get one
they informed me they don't sell them, and told me to stop pokeing my cock through the bars of the cages as i was upsetting the other visitors
(, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)
# you need a more subtle approach
and to know the secret question...
(, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)
# come on spit it out...
(, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)
# that's the one
but do it as a question...
(, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)