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# Hello Boys!
bbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:22, archived)
# ace!
sudden hummus explosion on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:24, archived)
# roffle!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:24, archived)
# ¡Tremendous!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:27, archived)
# That was nearly a beer meets keyboard moment

PS Do you no longer posses the power of fact?
(I helped save b3ta! naughty_boy, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:27, archived)
# I still have a great big cellar
filled with filing cabinets full of facts, but I don't have the energy to climb up and down the stairs tonight. Plus there's monsters down there.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:32, archived)
# aah no, y'see that's yer
average child imagination. The real monsters are under yer bed.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:39, archived)
# Is that
a fact? If it is then you might be still delivering fact in defiance of your assertion that tonight no facts will be delivered. <'Today' programme voice>What do you say, Minister?</voice>
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:40, archived)
# I did not say that I would not deliver fact
just not 100% of fact. About 93%, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:43, archived)
# If you can raise that to 95%
You'll have enough to please most social scientists
(I helped save b3ta! naughty_boy, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:46, archived)
# depends on whether you use the one tailed or the two tailed doesn't it?
100% kitten is significantly more factual than ummmmm...
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:52, archived)
# I want you to know,
I've spent the last half hour trying to illustrate that. ouch

Have a squirrel sniffing a nut instead. He has a tail, see?
(I helped save b3ta! naughty_boy, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 0:41, archived)
# bless you
I've been to bed and back, but I still came back to check for secret messages
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 13:20, archived)
# hehehe
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:30, archived)
# splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 23:30, archived)