Penguins Rule !
When it came to the annual sports day, Mr Teeny's penchant for late nights, monkey beer and Cuban cigars meant he was no match for Pingu with his diet of oily fish.

(Elnicko Is self employed now !!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

...and motorised scooter

(the cheat)
( Jessie © just think of it as a paid holiday. With stress., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

motorised scooter ?
Hold on a miute, Pingu is no chav.
(Elnicko Is self employed now !!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

Oh no!
Thats just taken the penguins into the lead :( 109-108 and 12 no wins! Better do another few monkey wins!
( Frogbeat is frogbeat, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

Oh yes!
You can always rely on the little feller to come good in a crisis.
(Elnicko Is self employed now !!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)