From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)
Don't poke your bellybutton!
or your bum will drop off!
Woo! yay!
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Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:10,
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or your bum will drop off!
Woo! yay!
the source is actually the first result for "bellybutton" on gis
lucky me
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Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:11,
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my uncle used to tell me you could unscrew your butt via your navel.
don't know if that's a popular story, but what the heck
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Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:10,
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Did you Mum never tell you that if you go to the zoo with your belly out
than some young redhead will draw on it?
doesn't get it yet either.
EDIT: Nice wiggle - didn't see it before
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Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:11,
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doesn't get it yet either.
EDIT: Nice wiggle - didn't see it before
Agreed
I don't think me Ma told us about this one. But still, I could watch that navel all day.
*does*
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Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:11,
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*does*