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[challenge entry] You know it to be true

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Is the old saying....
If you don't eat it all, when you grow up, you'll be a cunt?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Why was George British as a child?
EDIT: oh wait, he was smart... I get it now!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Don't know.
But let it be known.
He won't stay President if he was born here.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)
# He wouldn't have made it out of the playground alive
if he was born here
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)
# Brain food!
Braiiinnnsssss...........
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)
# The perfect expression
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(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)
# this 'woo' rox off my sox!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I really did LOL at that (probably woke the neighbours up)

(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)
# :)

(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Yep, just watched it....
Don't you just f*ckin hate them yank knob b*stard media knob jockies. (sorry if there are any yank knob b*stard media knob jockies here (actually no I'm not!))

Puts the war for Oil, er, I mean against terror, right back at the top of the agenda though!!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)
# The War Against Terrorism
(TWAT for short) could not have prevented this.

In fact, it quite possibly triggered it.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)
# THAT
Is comedy genius, the fox thing! That isn't serious right? Oh it is....cunts!
(, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 8:26, archived)