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# Eep!
Me scared! Is it that oirish bint?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:51, archived)
# Oi!
i like her.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:54, archived)
# Nice.
All we need now is worm finger and we're there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)
# no no noooooooooo!
no to the worm finger!
am still recovering from last time

*shuddders
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:54, archived)
# *sings: Wooorm Fiing-garrrrrrrrr!!! Na NAAAAAA naaaaaaaa!!!!
He's the man, the man with a FINGER OF WORMMMMMMMM!!!!!

*dramatic pause*

BUT. DON'T. YOU. TUUUUUUUURNNN!!!!! HE LOVES ONLY WORMS!!!!!!!

ONLY WORMSSSSSS!!!!!!! ON. LY. WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRMMMSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit: goes for a lie down now
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:59, archived)
# *steals worms*
*feeds small bird lower in board*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:54, archived)
# Cool
There's the Mrs.' anniversary card sorted then.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)
# that's fucking horrid
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)
# you wanna
hear the other stuff my mom told me*

*you don't
(I helped save b3ta! eat bostik, it's better than putting Carol Vorderman's head in a blender (just), Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)
# hang on, this is a compo entry?
your mum told you that sinead o'connor has worms coming out of her eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)
# i recognise that worm!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)
# hey Mr. tangerine man...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)
# .... you're odd and smell of wee
In the jingle jangle morning he comes following you
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:06, archived)