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[challenge entry] Now you'll hardly feel this...

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! teknohippy Arghhhhh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)
# wtf?
oh... a little prick?
(Squizza, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
# T'is...
...only the most famous in the world :)
(I helped save b3ta! teknohippy Arghhhhh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)
# ron jeremies? pete north's?
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Nahhh
It had to be a famous little penis :)
(I helped save b3ta! teknohippy Arghhhhh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)
# ?
??????

(burnthatdictionary, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
# ha ha ha awesome!
TEABAG'd
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
# LOL!
The term teabagged literally made me laugh out loud. Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Is that
a bit like PUNK'd except with 100% less Ashton Kutcher and 255.4% more Awesome Hardcore Tea Action?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)
# it`s scrote-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)
# 280SHOVEITTOBONELESS'd!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)
# arf! iits a prick! but willy is by far the funniest word ever invented too
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)
# apart from maybe winkle
but they both fall under the same category
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)
# i know a girl who swears 'widge' is the same word for a fanny
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)
# i hope you slapped her
in the widge
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:39, archived)
# You prick tease!
I was wincing in sympathy for the poor boy
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)
# Chortle!
Musta taken U ages to think of a SFW option for that!

Me likey! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Not really
I'm one of those tactless bastards who never remembers!
(I helped save b3ta! teknohippy Arghhhhh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)
# And brave,
I'm betting at least one dirty tabloid reader on the board's first gut
reaction was 'BURN HIM, BURN HIM!'
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)
# A chunk of marble..
..in the head like that's gotta hurt :)
(I helped save b3ta! teknohippy Arghhhhh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)
# Aye, somewhat disturbingly I recognised David's cock immediately,
Lets hope if I'm on the stats board later, that's my random quote!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)
# yay!
to slapping children with floating genitalia
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)
# haha!

well done, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)