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[challenge entry] bin dun?

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(Ogre Lurker! Lurker! Jihad! Jihad!....BOOM!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)
# SO many times you wouldn't believe it.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)
# this must be a popular story in the UK
I've never heard of it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)
# I've never heard it either
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# i never ate my crusts....
and my hair is all of the curlyness...but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)
# You isketch, you post.....
You are a woman of many talents!

It just booted me, the bastard *sob*

Tell them I miss them
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# as far as i can tell
it's booted everyone! I thought it was because i was posting; but apparently not!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Maybe it doesn't like b3tans.
The cunt.
Anyone tried it again yet?
(Andy-, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
# i did but i've given up now
because i have to go to work *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)
# No, me neither.
G'bye then.
(Andy-, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)
# Someone where I work told me today
that he's convinced his 10 year old daughter eating her crusts will give her big tits!

I thought my mum was devious.
(Toby Anstis, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# why on earth would you want that?
there's something terrible about that, something very very wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)
# Whereas the truth is of course
that if you rub between your tits with toilet paper every day it'll make them grow huge.

Worked for my wife's arse anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
# hahaha - you meanie!
i love your hat!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
# Ha ha!
It's not true BTW!

Thanks for teh hat compliment, and you have such a lully selection yourself too *flutters eyelids*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)
# my problem is that i have too much spare time!
and no energy to do a full-on picture...

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)