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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)
# *cough*
Heheheh.
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)
# Look, I can blow a bubble


that's a funny shape...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)
# £2
for chewing gum!!
fuck all that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)
# I'm stunned
I was told they were balloons!

*goes off to question mother*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)
# balloons?
you parents are fools!

"Oh, that? That's a balloon machine."
"Wanna ballooon!"
"Erm, not right now.. you see..."
"Wanna balloon!Wanna balloooooon!"
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Strangely
that never happened. I was like "Oh OK then".

Inexplicable.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)
# I hate machines like that
why do you have to pay so much for 2 balloons?
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)
# hahaha took way too long
/is thick
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)
# thick.......... like a FOX!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)
# bastard
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)
# ok, this is just a little freaky... what do you make of this? My comments from Wednesday
www.b3ta.com/board/4854050
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)
# i your middle name Nostardamus?
Have you read the Bible randomly selecting words and it making sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)
# I had a real sick feeling for most of last night when it clicked what I had said
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)
# I`ve a feeling it was just a trial run
to see what the response times are like, what the analysts make of the positioning of the bombs etc.

"Well, Sophie Raworth (who I want to shag).. if they`d planted the bomb at X it would have been even worse"

let`s hope it is the last time it`ll happen.. but I think not
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)
# Netanyahoooooooooo was staying in the hotel above Edgeware station

possible motive/target
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)
# aye I read that on the board yesterday
dunno why the other targets though.. maybe their bomb clocks were faulty

/shuffles away before he`s called a "tactless cunt" again
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)
# I don't think anyone's
blaming you
edit:apart from mongy ,of course
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)
# we`re still blaming mongychops
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)
# it is reminisscent of his work
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)
# that never works
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)
# KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
arrest the bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)
# no shit. I feel like a trigger man.... did I say the code word to strike?
am I brainwashed?

what a strange/random thing to have said...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)
# aye
you`re crazy person in a crazy world
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Indeed. Ok. well, glad I got that off my chest.
not the kind of thing you can really explain to the wife....

"So, I was telling this guy how I'd just travelled back from the future....."

"Have you been drinking?"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)
# hahaha
do it often enough and she`ll just think you`re mad

.. and it`ll add a lot of spice to the rumpy pumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)
# the best is when you hold some scrotum inbetween ur finger and thumb
and ask your gf if she want's some 'hairy chewing gum'

/also known as chuddy
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)
# *heaves*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)
# yay for chuddy
southerners won't know wot you is on aboot
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Sorry, too busy drinking shandy
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)
# *prints screen*
*files in evidence drawer*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
# I must say though, I have never drank shandy
But I met a car thief from Manchester who was addicted to the stuff. Northen Adam, we called him
/imagenetive
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)
# because only ugly northern birds
go for that sort of thing

runs away to isketch
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)
# yes northern birds are ugly,
but their pussies are tight
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)
# you mean southern dicks are small rofl!!!111
:p
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)
# that an'all
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)
# because no man will
want to take them out for a Kit Kat... or something

isketch... this way ....
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)
# *points and laughs at southerners*
Nyah, I've never had lemonade on top of my beer
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
# wahey!
i held up a queue in a corner shop cos the guy didn't know what chuddy was... took me a few minutes to think of another name for it..

then the southerner tells me "thought it was a derby thing!"

fuckin cock, i raised my hand for a backhand slap!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)
# I bet they taste terrible
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)
# the orange flavour do
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)
# I hate artificial orange
I'm going to agree with you
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)
# do you also agree that James Brown is the Godfather of Soul?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:39, archived)
# I thought I was the Godfather of Soul
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Do you have a cape?
And a perm?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Dammit, no
but I bought a bunch of clay today!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)
# Shazah!
Got any ideas yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)
# You said you wanted to kill zombies
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Oh yeah....
/memory problems
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)
# yes
but it has not been scientifically proven (to US-funded Christian research groups) that he prevents passage of the AIDs virus
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)
# James Brown,
because condoms are for sinnersTM
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)