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# Because
...I AM SANTA!*

*no I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)
# *reads as "i am SATAN"
*hides under the stairs and quivers in a little nervous ball, a bit like a worried hamster*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:33, archived)
# *locks door*
*ransacks biscuit barrel*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:39, archived)
# Well
I'd be a nice SATAN though, all cuddly and mental. And I'd make you biscuits that contained so much chocolate they would have to
be legally classified as EVILTM
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:40, archived)
# *renounces religion*

*worships the Neville*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)
# *follows suit*
*Suit wanders off cliff as it has no eyes*

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:54, archived)
# Our first martyr!
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 2:00, archived)