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# Apparently in all but size
the bovine boy-bits are extremely close to human ones, so in theory you'd never know the difference if it was a calf with human sized bits you were taking it from...or a human
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)
# eww eck Jessie
what a horrible thought :0
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)
# I'm only saying dear
People just wouldn't believe it was me if I didn't throw in the occasional 'recoil moment' post or thinly veiled threat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)
# you seem to be slightly too much in the know
on this subject hun.....

edit: you think it's a good time to be
ordering a new racoon from the IVF clinic yet?
i dont want to get another dud one!
dont think i could handle the pain all over again..
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)
# Yes, perhaps it is time
Want me to come along and help you choose the candidate parents?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)
# well if you're free tonight
maybe you could help me practice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:17, archived)
# no . . . she meant that you need to hang the meat to tenderize it . . .

EDIT: There would be a difference in smell . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:02, archived)
# YOU EAT TESTICLES!


.. I`m telling
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:02, archived)
# "telling"
or "advertising" ?
(kaibosh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)
# telling teacher
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)
# I've tried it once.
Coated in flour and sauted in butter. Not an experience I'd willingly repeat however. But you'll never know unless you give these things a try...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:08, archived)
# well when I become un-vegetarian, I`ll think about it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)
# I love that
"un-vegetarian"

made me smile despite the fact my head is trying to kill me
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)
# That's what they said about anal sex
And look where that got me




everyone speak quietly I have the most amazing hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)
# *passes anal-gesic*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)
# *accepts

*belms
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)
# *whispers*
I'm now so very glad I turned down a late night at the pub yesterday... I'm getting too old to be bothered with monday morning hangovers.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:20, archived)
#
ditto...but as I have spent the entire weekend and friday in much the same state I thought Hey Sunday evening what the hell, I won't feel too bad tomorrow....wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:24, archived)
# You're just sore because I turned yours down when you offered


Rik loves teh pain
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)
# when you said you were hungry I thought you wanted a small snack, not a large meal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)
# I really wanted a frankfurter but all you had were cocktail sausages :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:16, archived)
# pfffft!
and they were made of quorn!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:18, archived)
# *laughs at playground antics*
*moves on*
*catches sight of username*
*slowly returns*

Why hello there...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:20, archived)
# how you doin.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:29, archived)
# Don't talk to him Jessie!

He stole your pancakes and wouldn't give me any . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:35, archived)
# jealously guards the mystic batter!
what else could i have to bribe
the answers to the hunt with?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:45, archived)