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[challenge entry] Never realised just how serious this was...

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(JcmS, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
# God as kids we were told we'd die if we stepped on a crack
Not that we'd be abducted by gay men and ravaged..

Which bloody school did you go to?!

edit: also woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Don't you remember the rhyme?
Step on a crack and be arse raped by horny people with facial hair who don't use lube.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
# It never did roll off the tongue
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Ewww!
(JcmS, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)
# tended to drip off the tongue for me
yeah, we got our legs bitten off by aligators in MY school.



not from stepping on anything, the teachers were just evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)