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# Kraftwok
And You Shall Know Us By The Trail Of Bread

Not that I want the challenge. I just like shit puns
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:10, archived)
# *sidles closer*

really . . .? Why do I only have 3 front pages then?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:14, archived)
# probably coz yours are shit?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4892591
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)
# er . . .

like the ones you like? Shit puns?

/confused



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:19, archived)
# He likes
puns about shit, not puns that are shit?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)
# But there's not one reference to poo in his pun up there!

Mine are liberally SCATtered . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)
# You can
BOG off if you think I'm playing poo-pun-tennis :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)
# You love teh puns
bidet poo related or not
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Wha-hey,
we're on a (bog)roll!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Hang on, I'm just checking the scores . . .

you've got three puns in a row . . . I'm on for a flush!

PheW! Got that out of my cistern . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)
# This
is all getting too eMOTIONal for me!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Great!

That moves you up to turd place . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)
# *runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:43, archived)
# That is dire!

'ere, have you heard!?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahaha,
That is the (Michael) winner!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Oh
Stop being faecesious.
(Pseudonym, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)
# ok - the more boring truth
I enjoy making shit puns, however I don't think generally they make good content. So I personal avoid FPing puns, and mostly resist using them in any copy I write for the site.

Yes. I'm sure boarders can dig out a handful which actually are funny and go, "you're wrong" and I probably am, it's just a rule of thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)
# *starts reading*

*falls into a coma*

psst! Wasn't a serious question. C];0)

*skips off into the sunshine, all happy like*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)
# BLASPHEMY!


Well, no. You're right. Puns are funny to make, not read.
(Pseudonym, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)
# but the compo is just music and foodstuffs
all the arty feckers can do violins made of bananas and stuff like that

make it happen rob my love
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Godspeed! you black tempura
Flaming cherry lips
Nick Cave and the Bad Sesame Seeds

(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:16, archived)
# CHEESE 'N' DAVE!

Yay!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)