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[challenge entry] inspired by boyx`s wank monkey

oof! oof!

From the A day in the life of David Hasselhoff challenge. See all 384 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)
# arf
he's going to run out sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
anybody seen the front page? thats what twice in one week? amazing. at least he shows remorse mind you
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)
# Blode and the Giant Bee?

oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)
# give it some f5
dont pretend you dont know where that key is now
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)
# ahh...
it happens I suppose.. we can`t all have seen every picture on teh internet

edit: I`ve a proxy running here too, so F5 won`t necessarily force new stuff to appear if the page sends a HTTP/304 (not changed) message

I`m sure it`ll be unapproved soon, but fair play to the chap for saying it`s not his
oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)
# I always knew
who it belonged to. Bob Schneider is a photoshop God.

It's just one tagline away after an awful lot of beer.

As for FP? I don't see anything there and that's just more embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha
that`s your justice then :p

oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:54, archived)
# well, you've got more integrity than many who frequent these parts

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)
# I like
it here, I've been lurking for years. It will take more than a cock up and a day of shame to make me slink off.
Mind you, I suppose there are less, drunken, internet bullies around on a Sunday afternoon so that's a small mercy.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)
# perhaps, but today is saturday

I'm guessing absinthe?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)
# See?
I'm cock up king. ( this fucking hangover is never going to go. I may have to go to the offie before the mrs gets back and curfews me)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)
# that makes me sick to the stomach
what a shit

edit: cashy lets hunt and steal some pics so we can get an FP!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)
# baggsy www.monkeon.co.uk

oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)
# I'm not sure he was trying to pass it off as his own was he?
or am i just being gullible?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)
# You talking about me?
I'm not showing remorse, I'm showing I was a drunken oaf. I had no intent, the other guy I speculate may have.
Anyway, I made my apologies. But If I am to be roasted then get on with it. I know the rules.


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(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)
# nah
it`ll be unapproved soon.. fair play to you for saying so (and not putting millions of gay Buffy porn in there)

edit: it`s one reason why the FAQ says to link to pics you haven`t made

oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)
# spit roasted,
or just plain oven done?


and would you like fries with that?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Whatever I deserve.
I'm not going to slink away like the others did. I mucked up, so kick me about a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)
# sticks strobes on
and the siren

www.tnaccess.com/users/seahawk/siren1.wav

right.. yer nicked son...

down the "romper room" with some rubber truncheons for you....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)
# You will have to do
better than that, it's like being back in the army.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:54, archived)
# you aint seen the
size of the rubber truncheons yet :)

or where they are going...

and no lube either...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Hey
I said Army. Not Navy.

You better have plans for dinner and a kiss before you get any truncheon ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)
# ahh, so that's where you acquired a taste for masochism ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)
# What is it with you and self-abusing the Hoff?
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)
# I wish I was that woman

oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)
# You are

...in my dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)
# GOD YEAH!

oof! oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)
# The Hoff is so much more virile than that wank monkey guy
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)
# hah
s'wanky
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Only just seen the picture you did of me and frog!
Go Hoff go!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 14:54, archived)