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[challenge entry] His name is with teh stars now

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(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:01, archived)
# i fucking had hoffman in the back of his car, with a boxing glove.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:03, archived)
# me too
bastard said it was a one hoff off
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:03, archived)
# he let me use the glove wrapped in barbed wire.
tingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:05, archived)
# damnit
only poison ivy for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:06, archived)
# what a fucking cunt.
i always knew he was a cunt, right from the day we met.
what a cunting cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:08, archived)
# calm down dear
its only a hoff
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:10, archived)
# but still,
he has no fucking manners.
i'd give him a good kicking if my legs weren't tied to my great aunt vicky.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:10, archived)
# i think poison ivy is a film with tits in it.....
i may be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:09, archived)
# every film has tits in,
even flight of the pheonix.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:10, archived)
# + ti-fucking-tanic
TI-fucking-TANIC
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:11, archived)
# yeah that was a fast forward, play, fwap, bin
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:12, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:13, archived)
# god, what an idea.
take the bigest disaster of early that century that wasn't war based,
and make a pithy mawkish shitlicking film about it, but instead of basing it on the horriffic human tragedy, just focus on some shit love story which nobody gives a shit about.

i hope they do the same about the twin towers thing in a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:13, archived)
# There have already been a large number of films about the horrific human tragedy behind the Titanic
few people want to go to a movie to be depressed, and they could make much more money this way. If you want to make a depressing movie of the story, go right ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:16, archived)
# i know there have been other films.
and i can't make a film, not least because i'm pissed, probably most because i don't have the contacts or money.
it's still a fucking offensive shit pile of wank fuck cunt, however many people go to see it or however much money they made out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:18, archived)
# basically,
demand for something doesn't make it right.

of course, i don't mind people doing what they want, i just didn't go to see the film.
i did see the video once though and it was worse than i imagined.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:19, archived)
# put in it's most basic form,
what i'm saying is that i want to jizz on kate winslet's tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:23, archived)
# you can't beat teh norks
/still has memories over the first time that chick burst out of the cake in 'under seige'
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:11, archived)
# hahaha,
someone persuaded a teacher to let us watch that in school on the last day.
she turned it off after that point.
we were 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 3:13, archived)