I heard a similar story about a guy called Tic Tac.Except the orifice was much... smaller.
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Spaniels Ears,
Mon 8 Aug 2005, 18:13,
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ouch....just...ouch...
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Mon 8 Aug 2005, 18:15,
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