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# probably last one

No apologies for bigness again
.pngy goodness
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(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
I fucking love you!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:29, archived)
# will you have my babies?
i don't want them
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:30, archived)
# Okay, but only if they've got a valid MOT.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:31, archived)
# three months
one of them has no legs though so you may not want to ride that one... i know you like riding babies
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:32, archived)
# Not to worry
I usually ride them and then roll them into a ditch and torch them when I'm bored.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:33, archived)
# that is a good idea
i normally dunk them in acid for a bit, i am planning on selling it as slush babies, a substitute for slush puppies
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:35, archived)
# I'd pay for that
though it'd have to be good, I can't spend so much money on luxury foods. I already spend half my budget on those chocolate brownies.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:38, archived)
# they will be nice and expensive
and a funny shade of green, but they will be suitable for vegetarians and cannibals
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:39, archived)
# I suppose it would be vege friendly yeah
Seeing as how babies aren't really living things.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:44, archived)
# nor are they meaty
just pure fat and blubber
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:46, archived)
# what's biness then?

Love the pic
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:30, archived)
# Ask your mums.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:30, archived)
# I'm a nurse
its a kind of gay-o-meter
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:35, archived)
# i edited ;)
but biness is a disease that affects your little toe, it makes it grow a beard and start plotting terrorist attacks

or that ^^^^
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:31, archived)
# I fucking love
Toys'R'Us. Maybe this is why people accuse me of peadophilia.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:31, archived)
# i only went in once
my parents refused to take me again and i don't remember it :(
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:32, archived)
# .
You 'R' funny
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!!!
THAT IS FUNNY!!! YOU DID A PUN ON THE TOYS 'R' US THING!!!! HAHAHA!!!! YOU TOOK THE "R" AND PUT IT IN YOUR OWN SENTENCE!!!! HAHAHAHA *dies*

Edit: sorry, i was trying to be funny ;) thankyou anyway
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:33, archived)
# .





(p.s. i'm trying to be funny too)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:40, archived)
# no
i will however gladly suck your cock
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:40, archived)
# yes
yes it is.
(many moons ago, when the ad first said "there's millions of geoff knees all under one roof", my brother and i forced my parents in there. it is not spoken of.)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:31, archived)
# they raped you didn't they?
that is why it is not spoken of
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# sounds like
he and his brother raped the parents to me


(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:37, archived)
# pppfffffffftttttttt
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# you have an air leakage there...
i know a man who will fix it up for you, it will only cost a grand or so, we call him shifty bill
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:36, archived)
# fantastic!



(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:35, archived)
# why-a thankyou
my friend actually came up with the wordy things, i just made it sound better :D
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!
XD
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:37, archived)
# i will take that you found it funny
either that or you have been on the laughing gas a bit ;)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
# you are fucking sick!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:39, archived)
# why thankyou
i do my best :)


I don't see how it makes me sicker than usual though
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHA cocking ACE!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:40, archived)
# why thankyou :)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:42, archived)