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[challenge entry] PM Jims Klan

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(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:18, archived)
# I really don't know what to say to that one
except a bit of woo and yay
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:23, archived)
# I tend to just ignore the shit ones.

/lurks
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:24, archived)
# *drops pube in pint*

*pokes*


(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:25, archived)
# so it's you that keeps doing that
I thought the barmaid liked me
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Alright sexy?
I see the name returned.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!

What is with that link in your profile! AHahahahaaaaa!


(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:28, archived)
# It's cute.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:30, archived)
# not so bad yerself, hotcakes!

*winks saucily*


(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:33, archived)
# it's not that bad,
just disturbing because the site and lit actually exist
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:25, archived)
# I thought you just didn't like me
finding out i'm shit is far worse.
*kicks desk, stubs toe, crys*


(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:26, archived)
# I like you

...and you always get me a 'taxi' when I 'need' one :)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:28, archived)
# yeah . . .

although it tends to be a sheep with a saddle . . .


(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:29, archived)
# I tune my mandolin
and bouzouki like a mong as well, (i dont know what taxi and need are code for)


(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:34, archived)
# They aren't codes . . .


(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:49, archived)
# I'm a bit of a cunt to everyone.
I refuse to pretend something is good when it isnt like most users here do.
Spend way to much time wooing shit work and not enough on really great stuff like connor and benryve's work etc...
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:29, archived)
# I totally agree
but find myself torn between post whoring for fear of upsetting someone by not appreciating their work after just apreciating some other simply because I would like to ingratiate myself here and not actually saying what is in my mind as per my real life nature. Such as, "you have no fucking drawing talent, your hummus is non existant and you seem to be a bigoted twat" a la a few postrs last night.
I'm trying to hit a happy medium, but I really want to tell people to get to fuck, but I've not been here long enough to survive the backlash I think.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:34, archived)
# oh what an atmosphere! I love a board with a happy atmosphere
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:36, archived)
# hahhahahhahhahhahahhahhahhahhahhhahahh
heehhehe hahaha. Oh dear how I love that.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:38, archived)
# see now that is nice
especially as it looks like me over the last ten years.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:40, archived)
# get to fuck!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:55, archived)
# Thanks
do you have a map? I assume you are familiar with the place.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 16:02, archived)
# don't you just ;)
bloody anarchist
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Get to fuck :)
Just be straightforward. You'd really need to spread 'em to be accused of post-whoring here.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:36, archived)
# yah good point
I've always liked you, you make such sensible posts and the shops are great.


(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:39, archived)
# and he has good taste in music

.. fuck I must remember to post that bloody CD
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:55, archived)
# there was a bit of user
slagging last night from a couple of guys who can't draw for shit. Just harping on about how another guy can't draw for shit ( when I think he can ) I just fucked off and ddrank wine in peace. If it had been the pub I'd be the first tearing new arseholes. I'm not backwards at coming forwards. twats.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:43, archived)
# get to fuck
:)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:37, archived)
# and you haven't donated you skank!


(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:35, archived)
# *ranks it, skanks it,*
*rubs it, scrubs it, dubs it, steps it*


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(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:38, archived)
# STOP!





hammer time
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:39, archived)
# ahh
but there are people on here who have donated but don`t turn their icons on.. ooooOOOOoooOOOooOOoOooOoOo spooky spooks
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:56, archived)
# damn right!
shoot from the hip, take no prisoners.


ain't nothin' I admire more than a straight talking man
such as yourself, even when he uses
fragmented sentences.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:41, archived)
# You sir

I'd love you if I were the type :)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:45, archived)
# I've got a bottle of rohypnol with
your name on it...
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:51, archived)
# ha ha!
if you were type, it would be comic sans....

so cool :)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:56, archived)
# not that
you were talking to me but I find it hard to concentrate on the grammar when a rant is floating around the cranium. Then after reading back and cringing, rather than edit properly I consider that many b3tans are inbred fuckwits who could not lick the spittle from their chin much less conjugate a verb so I leave it.
Lazy and sad but I have no need to prove I am well educated on a site such as this.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:51, archived)
# I'm only a pedant when I feel like teasing someone a bit,
and I'm not even well-educated. I'm not
British, after all...
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Oh I'm pedantic
as fuck and well known for it. Usually I forgive grammar but incorrect and incomplete facts and I can't help swinging my pedant bone into action.

As for not being British. Don't let that concern you. Neither am I and even so, the British education standards are pitiful these days. Though not of course, near to the American standard of education.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 16:06, archived)
# oh yes,
those americans, those pathetic ignorant fools.
And that they dare to spell things differently, of course, means they are complete and utter cunts.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love your theory on teh kittins!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Oh do you now?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:31, archived)
# that kid looks like an extra from The Omen
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:32, archived)
# woo! yay!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 15:52, archived)