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# I'll only marry you if you're very physically attractive
and are not British.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:01, archived)
# Racist
*opens can o' worms*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:03, archived)
# I know a lot of you guys hate it
but racism can be probably the funniest thing ever.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:05, archived)
# *burns cross*
*irony overload*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:06, archived)
# There are very few shows that made me laugh
as hard as the Chappelle show.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:07, archived)
# "probably"?
Whyfor the probably?
(Ecclesia, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:07, archived)
# Because I doubt i've ever heard the funniest
thing ever.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:07, archived)
# I have.
I can't remember what it was though, as I was drunk at the time. Sorry :(
(Ecclesia, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:08, archived)
# It was the word "Broccoli"
announced during a quiet moment after listening to Beethoven's 9th, by my friend Larry, who was also on LSD.
(Somerreign, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 7:13, archived)
# The last five words of that sentence
 
are the important ones.

broccoli...

heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 7:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
ah, drugs.
(schnurricane, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 7:15, archived)
# "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get to the other side."

Is supposed to be the most perfectly constructed joke possible and therefore the funniest thing ever.

Personally I think it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:09, archived)
# Agreed.
 
On Friday I was regaling myself with these:

www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 7:09, archived)
# ...and not all the answers to this week's question suck.
 
www.b3ta.com/questions/teenagepoetry/post37762/

also:

www.b3ta.com/questions/teenagepoetry/post37774/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 7:13, archived)
# Och! some gems indeed.
 
www.b3ta.com/questions/teenagepoetry/post37782/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 7:44, archived)
# Oh my
I've just woken up to go to work. That link is the greatest, thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 7:48, archived)
# I aim to please.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 7:58, archived)
# what do you mean?
Like Blazing Saddles? Or actaul racist jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:18, archived)
# Both and more
(Hairy Midget, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:31, archived)
# odd
I only just finished watching that
(kaibosh, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 7:04, archived)
# Actual racism itself is never funny.
Jokes involving racism can be funny, but only if done with enough style and panache. Levels of style and panache rarely found on B3ta.

Sometimes the levels of racist, homophobic and sexist crap on the board really depresses me. I am sure the authors would claim they are being 'ironic' but it generally just makes me cringe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:32, archived)
# This is true.
I have not seen very much racist stuff on this board that has made me laugh. But, there are also times when you can say racist things that are really funny but have no style or panache.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:37, archived)
# Hm.
Check, and check.

Texan okay? Also I live in Canada...

But, I always wanted to be a polyamorist!
(Ecclesia, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:04, archived)
# As long as you're hot
But I really hate Texas for some reason
(Hairy Midget, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:11, archived)
# Hm.
Might not work out between us, alas.

I think Texas, and I think "BBQ & JD". Also unbearable heat & cowboys (as negatives, ofc)
(Ecclesia, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:16, archived)
# Florida is so much awesomer than Texas
(Hairy Midget, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 6:22, archived)
# Florida's
shit. Unless you're 87 or an orange.
(kaibosh, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 7:19, archived)
# Or a hot-ass tan teenager
who goes to the beach every day.
(Hairy Midget, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 7:28, archived)