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# Not all lesbians
are hot.

In fact, most times they're not. And even when they are, they won't make out with you. Or for you.

And they think you're crap.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
# I don't give a shit

as long as I can watch and fwap and take pictures and sell them afterwards to Munter Lesbians Go 69
(, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:42, archived)
# some of them will own camcorders with saucy tapes
wot I will steal!

/has it all figured out
(, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:42, archived)
# The only lesbian I ever knew
was obese, masculine, emotionally volatile, violent, hilariously ugly, and.. a geordie.

Although actually I knew another one, and the other one was hot, but she was the former lesbian's girlfriend. It was really quite scary.

But internet lesbians are the only lesbians that count, anyway.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:45, archived)
# Sounds like your average run-of-the-mill geordie
Sure it wasn't a bloke?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 16:48, archived)