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# How was that ever going to be a fish?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:21, archived)
# well, the head started off fishy
but the tail looked so much like bollocks that it didnt finish fish school
(, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:25, archived)
# It didn't pass cock school by the look of things either...
Lesson one: Don't get cut off.

(, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:26, archived)
# Lesson 3: Profit!
(, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:26, archived)
# pfffffft.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:28, archived)
# in episode 2 ...
it gets sown back on and goes on to do a tour of all the popular tv chat shows
(, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:28, archived)
# That case always bothered me.
 
They should've stuck it up his arse and laughed, the wife-beating rapist.

...and given her a medal.
 
(, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:30, archived)
# now theres a threat you don't hear every day
trust you to think up something like that
(, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 5:32, archived)
# I don't know about the arse
 
but in the mouth is relatively common.

Just been looking in google for the phrase "penis cut off", combined with various other key words.

O yes.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 6:33, archived)
# Can someone please tell me
why I decided to do an image search on that?
(, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 6:41, archived)
# Because you're a b3tan.
 
*dances*
 
(, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 6:54, archived)