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# The adventures of Reckless Rik part 1: Rik misplaces his cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth a thread of it's on
PAINT MASH!

Hamfisted.
(doris_day, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:00, archived)
# haha
ace.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:04, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:07, archived)
# hehehe
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't forget his sidekick!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha
I thought it was that weird looking guy out of Junior Senior at first
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:35, archived)
# You am
teh clever. Reet funny an all.
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Sun 28 Aug 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Huzzah!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 28 Aug 2005, 0:16, archived)
# Are you three some kind of threesome relationship?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:00, archived)
# yes - more than you could ever know
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:01, archived)
# I remember the days when GoldenFanjita was nothing but a troll.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:02, archived)
# what's changed?
EDIT: I love that malteser / ainsley pic in your profile btw haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:03, archived)
# Now he's a cunt too.
No offence.

Thanks, not many people do.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:04, archived)
# haha
a big wet cunt ready for your cock squire
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:04, archived)
# *sticks an anvil in it*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:05, archived)
# He was a cunt then, too
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:05, archived)
# yeah
what the fuck happened? was it a gradual thing or did i just give up one day? i don't really remember
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:03, archived)
# You did it for about a week and then I think you got the hint.
It still pisses me off sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:04, archived)
# I think it changed with the
'babs juice' picture

The 'bottled monthly at source' line made me accept you as one
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:05, archived)
# damn
i can't find it..

'buy the rivers of babsy's loin'
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:07, archived)
# after you went to the pub
and discovered we would "hamtouch" you if you didn`t become nicer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:07, archived)
# what is hamtouching?
i think i've missed this one
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:14, archived)
# ask Lord Manley next time he`s on
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:18, archived)
#
hamtouch! pfft!


www.b3ta.com/board/4924661
my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:26, archived)
# A surprisingly high number
of b3tans started as trolls.

Sunshine Elephant was banned under his original username, then came back and eventually played nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:06, archived)
# what does 'troll' refer to exactly? twat?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:08, archived)
# 'do not feed the troll'
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:09, archived)
# I believe a troll is a...
little ugly doll type thing with big fluffy shocking coloured hair sticking out it's top that looked sort of like a fun tumor *sp?/drunk*
(doris_day, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:12, archived)
# From wikipedia:
"In the context of the Internet, a troll is a person who posts inflammatory messages intended to cause a disruption in discourse."

In the context of b3ta, see "Baaa"

Although I wanted to keep him as a pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:09, archived)
# someone who joins internet forums / BBSs etc. with the sole purpose to annoy
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:10, archived)
# And just remember
I'm keeping a close eye on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:11, archived)
# *smooch*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
I I used to think GF was a bit of a twat at first. Nothing has changed really, my tolerance level has just gone up ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:14, archived)
# you're not alone





'daddy, why do none of the other kids like me??'
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:16, archived)
# Because you kept poking their nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:16, archived)
# that's where i learnt it from!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:17, archived)
# to the bum-mobile!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:02, archived)
# haha
i'd never nick rikky's larry & barry's!!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:01, archived)
# you would
if you were desperate

.. and you ARE desperate ;)


*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:05, archived)
# I dont know wheter to laugh or cry at that one!
*laughs until cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:08, archived)
# I'm fairly sure it happened a few times
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:08, archived)
# haha
is that that 16 year olds arse? nice.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:09, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:10, archived)
# Perv!
;p
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:11, archived)
# you must be joking
I like a bird with an arse, not a skellington!

edit: and I`ll just qualify that by saying "an over 16 year old bird.."
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:12, archived)
# *is reminded of conversation between eponymous and yer missus*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:14, archived)
# *checks missus... phew she`s playing PlayStation*

yeah!


MASSIVE ARSE! COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:19, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:21, archived)
# bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:24, archived)
# Hey, I remember when that really happened
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:01, archived)
# see - we are talking about REAL LIFE here people
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Bumtoucher!
*flees*
(doris_day, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:04, archived)
# *touches ham*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:06, archived)
# REAL LIFE!

(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:06, archived)
# pfft
I don`t remember you being there when that took place!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:04, archived)
# I just assumed it happened
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:06, archived)
# hahaha
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 23:10, archived)