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yer won't be leavin yer bottles in m'backyard f'long yer flamin' sassanachs!
Jet Set Groundskeeper Willy!
Yer talk like a man, but yer punch like a poet!
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grubbymitts2 moving to Denmark where bestiality is legal. MOO!,
Tue 30 Aug 2005, 13:10,
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Grease me up woman!
There's nerrie a faster thing in the world than a greased Scotsman!
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Tue 30 Aug 2005, 13:13,
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pssst
Scots, like most English-speakers outside of England and Wales, are rhotic speakers; that is, they fully pronounce "r" after vowels. So they would never say "yer" meaning "you" or "ye".
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Coca Hogg,
Tue 30 Aug 2005, 13:16,
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och
I see the point.
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grubbymitts2 moving to Denmark where bestiality is legal. MOO!,
Tue 30 Aug 2005, 13:18,
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His father
was a pirate
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Harry,
Tue 30 Aug 2005, 13:19,
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Like me
My family tree is covered in seamen
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Coca Hogg,
Tue 30 Aug 2005, 13:22,
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But
by that logic they would pronounce the R in the word yer. Though there isn't supposed to be an R there anyway. But if there was, they'd pronounce it fully. What a load of Rs.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences,
Tue 30 Aug 2005, 13:50,
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