In certain rural areas...


Genetic engineering has taken a somewhat strange turn...

From the Pimp My Pet challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)

( Kaya, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:33, archived)

Would.

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:35, archived)

you'd fuck a sheep.

( PMGT Bosh, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:36, archived)

I know few
who wouldn't
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:37, archived)

I know someone who fucked a pringles tube..

( PMGT Bosh, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:38, archived)

must have packed that
with a shit-load of bacon slices!!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:39, archived)

Raw Liver is much, much better
I..er.. recall reading somewhere.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:43, archived)

I've heard vaginas make a good substitute.

( PMGT Bosh, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:43, archived)

Vaginas are a poor man's raw liver
or something.
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:45, archived)

tch
I gave up thinking I'd ever see one of them again about 6 months ago
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:45, archived)

Yeah but when
you have that on tap there is nothing like a change of scenery. I also read somewhere.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:45, archived)

has anyone here ever had proper sex?
like, with a person?
i know i haven't.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:45, archived)

pfft
Im on my second marriage and third child. I recall getting my willy wet on occasion.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:47, archived)

I've learned so much in my time on b3ta...

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:44, archived)

I truly
did read it. It is one of the most memorable images from "The world according to Garp" by John Irving.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:46, archived)

It was you, wasn't it?

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:39, archived)

perhaps.

( PMGT Bosh, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:40, archived)

Excellent.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:43, archived)

Once you pop....
you cant go on.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:44, archived)

speak for yourself.

( PMGT Bosh, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:45, archived)

I was
21 once.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:55, archived)

If you fuck a sheep in the forest and no-one hears you doing it
 
did it really happen?
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:38, archived)

oo, philosophical hypothetical bestiality.

( PMGT Bosh, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:38, archived)

You can always deny it.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:39, archived)

It amused me
 
in our local news to hear that a candidate for the seat of Tauranga is known as "Bob the Builder", because of all the houses he's built there.

Not Bob the Sheep-Shagger, then.

/old joke
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:46, archived)

hehehe
I like that joke.
( PMGT Bosh, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:46, archived)

Me too, but I can never tell it properly.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:48, archived)

A fantastic joke.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:49, archived)

No
and you can't prove it, I was at home, erm.... plotting. All night.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:39, archived)

pfft
I'd shag a stab wound!
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:39, archived)

Pffft.
this.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:42, archived)

a hairdressers floor
will do me nicely
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:43, archived)

Phwoar!

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:35, archived)

its the alcohol references
on her p.j.s that attract me. That and her .... cooooor!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:38, archived)

Phwoar

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:44, archived)

argh
the memories!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:46, archived)

It was a ferret wedding
and the old folks wished 'em well.

woo!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 2:50, archived)