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Giant fuckin lizards
It works on so many levels.
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(, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:11, archived)
Big lizards.......having sex, or lizards that like to fornicate with Giant?
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Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:22,
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relentless, or a revelation moment?Its a Bill Hicks routine, involving, fundamentalist christians and dinosaurs in the bible, top shelf entertainment!
Woo Yay and 3 hail marys, peace be with you
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Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:05,
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Woo Yay and 3 hail marys, peace be with you
And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth.But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!'
But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.
And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord.
(But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.
And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord.
toadfish,
Thu 15 Sep 2005, 14:51,
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