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would sell itself easy like this

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(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:15, archived)

mmm beer

nice idea

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)

and they welcome you

all day every day!

(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)

mmm god

i love you man, you're my best deity

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:21, archived)

that's pubs shirley?

although the decor is certainly an improvement here...

(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:22, archived)

Quite.

Why is it always wine?
(Apochryphal verses from Gospel of St. Derek:
'And He took up a cup of Stella Artois, and He said unto them, "Take, drink, do this in remembrance of Me. This is my Urine." And the disciples had all tasted the lager, He said unto them "Actually, this time it's not transsubstantiation. I really did piss in that."'

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Trinosaur, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:18, archived)

was that

at the last pissuppper?

(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:26, archived)

but pedigree is horrible

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:21, archived)

that's

why they've got Adnams on as well, and they serve Fosters and Carling in the font bar

(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:23, archived)

hahaha

that`d get me to church!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:37, archived)

You're welcome

Mr Rik

(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 21:43, archived)