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(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:05, archived)

less fewer
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:07, archived)

maybe they're just
shorter?
( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:08, archived)

That could be it.
To be honest, though, I think dwarf paedophiles are probably more frightening than normal ones.
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:09, archived)

Yes, their motto is...
"Closer To The Meat"...

/not really a sicko... honest! :)
( kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:29, archived)

So Mcain chips
are 40% fewer fat?
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:09, archived)

fat is a different type of noun
different rules

/pedantry

edit: VVV he explained it better
( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:10, archived)

Its not a different type of noun
thats a lie, a conspiracy spread by literacy terrorists and believed by fools, dont be a fool
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:17, archived)

I was trying to say singular noun
but I'm a bit thick, so I let moocow explain it better
( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:29, archived)

No.
The fat is singular, the quantity used is less. The paedophiles are plural, there are now fewer.
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:10, archived)

I was just being a joyless cunt,
really.
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:12, archived)

I'll just use 'less' wrongly
like I always have. :)
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:14, archived)

Well I've learnt something today.
I'll probably use that rule is less sentences than I think, though.

See what I did there? HAHA I couldn't be fewer funny if I tried.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:18, archived)

Aha.
Ha.
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:21, archived)

don't you mean joyfewer?

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 20:22, archived)