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# Yawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:35, archived)
# hurrah! congrats!
i missed my 9000th :*(
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:36, archived)
# :(
But next is 10,000 and you can have an extravagant party of some kind!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:41, archived)
# yay!
and it won't involve nudies. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:42, archived)
# Make sure you celebrate 9,352.
(JPaddy, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:42, archived)
# whysat?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:45, archived)
# WE MADE THIS!!!

home.swiftdsl.com.au/~nick_turner/Junk/files/player.html
*knaws through leather straps*
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:36, archived)
# your all weeard!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:38, archived)
# your acting is wank
wank i tell you
(thestonefox, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:41, archived)
# nominated
for a Wankcar?
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:42, archived)
# wank
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank

ippy dippy dation, my operation, how many buses in the station?
(thestonefox, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:42, archived)
# turn a
dirty dish cloth, inside out
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)
# haha
great!

*throws hammer at friend*
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
# it has
quite a strong plot though doesn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:48, archived)
# I'm well over the 2000 posts mark
and my only claim to b3tan fame is that my 404 image was one of the many chosen

Congrats!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:37, archived)
# 0.4 posts per day
very pooer
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)
# i average roughly 28 posts per day
this is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:41, archived)
# thats all?
i average at least 32 shits a day, mmm fibre
(thestonefox, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:44, archived)
# how do oyu work these incredible facts out?
is there some sort of special program that does it for you?

or are you all just bonafide geniuses (genii?)
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:44, archived)
# the plural of genius is genital
apparently there was a problem posting my message
(thestonefox, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:46, archived)
# it's called a 'calculator'
it's a fantasmogorical new invention, i think it could catch on, as soon as they build one small enough to fit inside a single room.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:46, archived)
#
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:48, archived)
# one day there will be calculating machines
complex enough to create a worldwide network of linked machines, each of which can be programmed to carry out many versatile tasks.
This network will be called the Internet, and people will use it to make funny images, slag off a popular band called coldplay, and make stupid church notice boards.
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:49, archived)
# pssht don't be ridiculous!
an invention that great would surely be used to solve life's greatest mysteries! discuss intellectual and stimulating subject matter! share theories!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)
# however....
over 90% of "the internet"'s usage will be related to the pornographic and pirating industries.
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)
# *cries*
oh brave new world that has such people in it!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 14:03, archived)
# average =
posts
------
days

(both are in your profile (click your username (the bit in blue at the bottom of your posts) ) )
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
#
ah, like I thought, genius

edit: And it's a little over 4. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Erm
1)I have a day job
2)Little talent
3)No hummus
4)Very little to say
.
.
6)Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
# I bet most of them were really really rubbish.
You poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)
# You're probably right,
but some raised a smile, unlike anything you do or say, you miserable fuckwad.
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Good Timing
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

at a shoddy 0.17 per day

i really shouldn't get out more
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)
# congratz
have a woo for using mistral(best of all fonts ever)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 20 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)