The vicar had a lisp.


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( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:11, archived)

the bottoms of ladies look very nice.


i can't believe churchsigngenerator.com exists
(schnurricane, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:13, archived)

You'll be suprised to hear
that they are the bums of Aphex and Rob Manuel
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:14, archived)

I wish!
my bum's all hairy
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:15, archived)

That's when you know...
you've become a man, or a hairy russian woman
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:18, archived)

Russian?
Shirley you mean French.
(I danna leek the French, mon!)
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:19, archived)

indeed
French
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:22, archived)

Indeed they do
But just imagine the local old ladies and sandal-chewers from your local church....


Eeeps!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:14, archived)

c'est true!
Especially the one attached to my friend Tara (who by the way is of Indian descent and not particularly posh.)
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:18, archived)

We demand picture-based evidence
such claims need close scrutiny!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:20, archived)

I'll see what I can do.


(leaves readers to read that statement between the line[s]....)
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:22, archived)

Aled Jones in a thong...

( Comma, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:13, archived)

shite tips
catalogs.google.com/catalogs?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&zoom=3&q=shite&meta=issue%3D16767
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:15, archived)

.. stroking the slightly hairy chin of his dead grandmother..

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:18, archived)

Hallelujah!

( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:16, archived)

hello
did you have something to ask me the other night?
( tweaknik, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:34, archived)

Thinking boy strikes again!


Woo by the way!
(A Different Mr.Tea, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 23:18, archived)