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(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)
# but still more stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# roffleberries
(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# ...except France. Cuz they're great.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# but still smell
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:28, archived)
# I quite like that enchanting
aroma of onions and unwashed armpit hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:32, archived)
#
You know that you are not going to win this arguement here, don't you! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:28, archived)
# I guess
if you can really call a place that was founded 200 years ago a "country". It's more of a fad at this stage.
(Hazhar, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:28, archived)
# I'm still surprised
at how bitter Brits are that we broke off of you guys and made a way better country.
(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:29, archived)
# are you actually proud to say
"my country is run by George Bush?"
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:30, archived)
# Ditto, Tony Blair?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:32, archived)
# oh, well played that man!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:34, archived)
# your comparing blair to bush?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:35, archived)
# They're both shite leaders.
So in that respect, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:39, archived)
# OOoooh!
You so need to go back to school, fucking twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:47, archived)
# america doesnt have a culture
its just a bubble... just a big big bubble.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:30, archived)
# That's a load of balls and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:31, archived)
# see i can admit that england is shit
but my contry is the most policaly powerful contry in the world, i mean it wasnt long ago when it owned most of the world.
what has america got? alot of sun, a goverment run by someone with the iq of a 3 year old. the person who was incharge of your national saftey was a pony club leader.
your contry sucks, but americans are to arrogant to admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:34, archived)
# haha
Learn to spell you stupid Brit. Maybe learn about what America really is.
(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:37, archived)
# an american telling a brit how to spell...
dont start
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:38, archived)
# handbags
20 paces
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:39, archived)
# I agree with you shock horror
but this must end now as it is being pushed off the board
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:39, archived)
# That's the complete and utter truth
and everyone knows it.
(Hazhar, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:32, archived)
# This!
Ver' ver' true.

On a 'merica related topic. I've been to America twice now, I was really desperate to come home each time I went. Just not a friendly place. I don't think I'd go again.

I've probably just offended a lot of nice Americans, I'm sure there are some and I'm sorry to those ones, I just didn't meet any while I was there.
(Bloch McParty, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:45, archived)
# Then dont come..
IN all sincerity, I have to say that, as an American, I find it hard to believe that you found this country "not a friendly place."

But then, now that I think on it: You were probably a right arrogant cunt and deserved it.

Here is my proof: I am currently housing a soon to be Ex-Pat Brit who is moving over here in November. I have many British friends, many of whom actually work for the UK at the UK Embassy here in DC. They all love it here and more than one of them is planning on staying once their tour of duty is over.

So perhaps your arrogance made your trip less than enjoyable. Yes, I think thats it. Now go get yourself a curry chip and a kebab and shut up...oh, and stay the fuck home.

Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Well I'm sold.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:29, archived)
# You're not better than the country of my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:30, archived)
# what an utterly random response
permission to enter your face? I want to see for myself.

*shows passport*
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:36, archived)
# How are the property prices in your face?
I've been thinking of selling up.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Better at blowing things up and making mistakes...!
But don't cry, we all love you big gay cowboy yanks really.

:)
(Curt Sibling, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 12:21, archived)
# F**k no!
Having worked in The US of A and the U of K, I can honestly say I feel objectively qualified to point out that most Americans I met were blinkered hypocrites of the highest order. And stop whingeing about hurricane damage when you're all making it worse by refusing to tow the line on Kyoto etc. You are retards, use your brains instead of your weapons and we all might live to see another century.
(mashman99, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)
# "ToE" the line perhaps?
And you people look down your noses at Us? I shall have to say "Tcha" to you now.

Though, in your own defense, I guess it is tough being a 'former' world power.

Wincing and whining all the time. Oh well, no fear, the grandchildren of the "Greatest Generation" such as myself are more than happy to keep you lot free...if for nothing else than to shut up the French.

Semper Fidelis, you nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 1:04, archived)
# But you yanks still can't spell 'Harbour' correctly - : )
PS
And the British are capable of keeping
ourselves free, thank you very much.

Now, serve my tea, you big gay cowboy.
(Curt Sibling, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Actually we DO know how to spell Harbour
I actually LIVE on a street named "Harbour Drive" so there.

And as for keeping yourself free: Without lend lease and without the US joining the effort in the Second World War, you lot would be speaking German.

So do me a favor and get yourself a Coke instead.

Sic Semper Tyrannis.
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 20:53, archived)