UCA

I learned a lot about the geography of this little country doing this.
There was only one name I didn't have to 'rebrand'...

From the Rebrand America challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

(dinobiscuits, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:44, archived)

pfft tennesseeshireee
:o)
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:46, archived)

you should stab a random piece of fruit

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:47, archived)

can't i stab my letting agent?
do you think anyone would notice?
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:51, archived)

no
estate agents are heathens and therefore expendable.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:52, archived)

you have no idea how true this is
*Seethes*
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:54, archived)

I have an idea
I'm sure he does too.
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:55, archived)

fair enough
let's kill 'im anywayyy!
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:56, archived)

WITH SPOONS!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:56, archived)

then we'll have some nice tea
and biscuits

and i can finally move into my fucking house
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:58, archived)

and bury the estate agent under the patio
then have a BBQ. ROLFSMAYOOMFG.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:59, archived)

hooray!
this one isn't even as bad as the last one. they're just all CUNTS.
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 17:00, archived)

Heathens.
Heathen cunts, I tell thee.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 17:00, archived)

Excellent idea
Am I invited?

/invites self anyway.
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 17:00, archived)

errr...yeah....it's over there.....
*points*

*runs*
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 17:01, archived)

Yay
Let's do that.
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:57, archived)

Texasshire

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:46, archived)

Wouldn't that be
The United Kingdom of America?
(borkey makes meatballs just like mum, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:46, archived)

arf! this!^

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:51, archived)

I assumed it was United Counties of America
but what happend to Arkansassex?
(SpittyWoonerism, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:52, archived)

You're right!
arse biscuits :(
(dinobiscuits, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:55, archived)

Come over here
and I'll show you...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:56, archived)

You really don't want to know...

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:56, archived)

Not until they got a monarch.
Maybe the Bush family could get the job.
(JPaddy, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:54, archived)

but then it would stay in the family!
gaaaahhhh!
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:55, archived)

King George.
The irony would be too much.
( tomsk, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:57, archived)

pfft
syphilis for all!
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:59, archived)

Sorry to be nerdish...
But it's quite surprising how many of our Shire counties do not have Shire in their name, i.e. Cornwall, Kent, Cumbria, Devon, Dorset, Durham, Essex blah blah blah! Not really that interesting, just I always get caught out going for an 'easy' English Counties option on the Quiz Machine Hangman, and thought I'd share with u!
(RiverChelt, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:56, archived)

I thought about this.
but what would be the Kent equivalent for, say, Montana? Mont?
I decided to stick with the Shires.
(dinobiscuits, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:59, archived)

argh!
alaska's going to melt that close to the tropics!

[edit: sorry... alaskashire]
( stup0t, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:51, archived)

It seems to me
Montanashire is a leg... doesn't work quite the same.
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:53, archived)