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I learned a lot about the geography of this little country doing this.
There was only one name I didn't have to 'rebrand'...

From the Rebrand America challenge. See all 280 entries (closed)

(dinobiscuits, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:44, archived)

pfft tennesseeshireee

:o)

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:46, archived)

you should stab a random piece of fruit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:47, archived)

can't i stab my letting agent?

do you think anyone would notice?

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:51, archived)

estate agents are heathens and therefore expendable.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:52, archived)

you have no idea how true this is

*Seethes*

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:54, archived)

I have an idea

I'm sure he does too.

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:55, archived)

fair enough

let's kill 'im anywayyy!

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:56, archived)

WITH SPOONS!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:56, archived)

then we'll have some nice tea

and biscuits

and i can finally move into my fucking house

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:58, archived)

and bury the estate agent under the patio

then have a BBQ. ROLFSMAYOOMFG.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:59, archived)

hooray!

this one isn't even as bad as the last one. they're just all CUNTS.

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 17:00, archived)

Heathens.

Heathen cunts, I tell thee.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 17:00, archived)

Excellent idea

Am I invited?

/invites self anyway.

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 17:00, archived)

errr...yeah....it's over there.....

*points*

*runs*

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 17:01, archived)

Yay

Let's do that.

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:57, archived)

Texasshire

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:46, archived)

Wouldn't that be

The United Kingdom of America?

(borkey makes meatballs just like mum, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:46, archived)

arf! this!^

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:51, archived)

I assumed it was United Counties of America

but what happend to Arkansassex?

(SpittyWoonerism, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:52, archived)

You're right!

arse biscuits :(

(dinobiscuits, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:55, archived)

Come over here

and I'll show you...

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:56, archived)

You really don't want to know...

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:56, archived)

Not until they got a monarch.

Maybe the Bush family could get the job.

(JPaddy, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:54, archived)

but then it would stay in the family!

gaaaahhhh!

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:55, archived)

King George.

The irony would be too much.

(tomsk, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:57, archived)

pfft

syphilis for all!

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:59, archived)

Sorry to be nerdish...

But it's quite surprising how many of our Shire counties do not have Shire in their name, i.e. Cornwall, Kent, Cumbria, Devon, Dorset, Durham, Essex blah blah blah! Not really that interesting, just I always get caught out going for an 'easy' English Counties option on the Quiz Machine Hangman, and thought I'd share with u!

(RiverChelt, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:56, archived)

I thought about this.

but what would be the Kent equivalent for, say, Montana? Mont?
I decided to stick with the Shires.

(dinobiscuits, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:59, archived)

argh!

alaska's going to melt that close to the tropics!

[edit: sorry... alaskashire]

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stup0t, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:51, archived)

It seems to me

Montanashire is a leg... doesn't work quite the same.

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 16:53, archived)