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[challenge entry] IF kids were in charge?
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Days, time, and instructors were made up, but the courses themselves are real.

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(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:10, archived)
# FUCKING AUTUMN
AUTUMN!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:12, archived)
# Fall!
If the regents say it's called Fall then it's Fall (although i do prefer Autumn)!
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:14, archived)
# do the regents say 'junenile'...?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:15, archived)
# Yes
Yes they do
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:18, archived)
# IT'S FUCKING AUTUMN
WE INVENTED YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE, DON'T PISS ALL OVER IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:15, archived)
# I agree
fucking merkins and their word changing ways
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:19, archived)
# ELEVATOR!
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:21, archived)
# LIFT;
you incontinent piss-badger.
_or constipated shit-badger.

take your pick
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:23, archived)
# Elevatour
you inconsistent bunch of hippies!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:23, archived)
# shhh!
they're listening!

v
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:25, archived)
# *dons aluminu[u]m foil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:28, archived)
# You're close.
alumin[i]um
(Pseudonym, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:35, archived)
# haha
i've always liked pronouncing it al-U-min-ium anyways
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:36, archived)
# I got caught up trying to spell aluminum correctly.
*is kinda pissed*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:38, archived)
#
alumaninum
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Himalayan
*stutters*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:43, archived)
# Yeah
You were foiled.

/Gets phonetically-spelled koht.
(Pseudonym, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:44, archived)
# Funny thing, the guy who discovered aluminium wanted to call it aluminum
but everyone called him an illiterate idiot so only Manericans call it that now
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 9:21, archived)
# Constipated shit-badger

But should't it be spelt "shite"?
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:30, archived)
# Nope
Shit is shit and shite is shite
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:50, archived)
# What is the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 3:01, archived)
# The way it's pronounced
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 3:05, archived)
# *speaks fluent American*
*points out it's less pompous*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:23, archived)
# pah.
too tired.

*sleeps*


f5 f5 f5 f5
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:24, archived)
# No you're not!
get up you lazy git! There's games afoot!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:25, archived)
# *twitches*
i couldn't go, I was busy f5ing
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:27, archived)
# That's because
You're spoonfed an 'English' culture where we all wear bowler hats, drink tea and have moustaches. Go oop North, there's nothing fucking pompous about that!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:25, archived)
# Where do they wear the ascots and monacles?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:29, archived)
# In the inbred areas
Also known as the South
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:30, archived)
# pah
i'm south east (not in the Fens thank god)

audit: oh, I thought we were talking about England still, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:31, archived)
# I'm in the South
We drive pick-em-up trucks, eat 'possums, and shoot guns at things.

Oh, and we tawlk laak thiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:33, archived)
# I KNEW IT!
to me; all merkins are the banjo kid off the deliverance
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:35, archived)
# Pfft!
You've never really had good 'possum, have ya, son?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:36, archived)
# I've not actually seen the deliverance
just teh banjo scene
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:38, archived)
# It's a movie about canoes
and bumsex.

Get the widescreen version. They won't be as big on the screen unless you have a widescreen TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:41, archived)
# sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:42, archived)
# the canoes or the bums?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:50, archived)
# ( | )
(that's a canoe, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 3:02, archived)
# Looks like an ass to me.
Ass, not arse.
(tefu, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 4:45, archived)
# Now
that's pompous! Down under, our possums don't have any fancy O's, much less aposhtraphes. They're just the plain naked animal, unadorned and unadulterated.
(Pseudonym, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:42, archived)
# Ours are self-cooking
if you leave them on the asphalt long enough! That's damned convenient!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:44, archived)
# i'm definately going to sleep now
goodbyes!

/waves like a frustrated mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:45, archived)
#
/waves like a Parkinson's salute.
(Pseudonym, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:47, archived)
# ROCK ON!
*gets tangled in complex hand signals*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:48, archived)
# Where I'm from
They swerve to hit em, not avoid em.

I'm not joking.
(tefu, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 4:53, archived)
# Talk about a late reply!
Anyway, yeah. It's like hunting, but with a car.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 5:30, archived)
# I can honestly say,
being a norfolk inbred, that I have never eaven seen a bowler hat. Mind you, I'm too busy rumping my immediate family to take notice of headwear.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:32, archived)
# See? That's good, wholesome fun right there.
Incest is a game the whole family can play!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:39, archived)
# I was reading about the history of English a while back
"fall" as a word for "autumn" is actually a holdover from early modern English, circa the Elizabethan era.

So it's an old Brit phrase that Americans never dropped.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:24, archived)
# I'd recognise that user ID anywhere
Why the name change?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:26, archived)
# boredom.
and lately I feel more like a slow, angry living fossil than a wannabe jewgirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:28, archived)
# haha
the quiz in your info is "what part of Fall are you?"

perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:53, archived)
# Quite right, too
Good on y'all for chastizing and criticizing him. When you've finished, ya'll can take to him with an ax, just to make him realize what he's done.
(Pseudonym, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:26, archived)
# Hahaha! You actually typed 'y'all!'
What are you? Some kind of crazy angel?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:46, archived)
# I didn't
know whether it was "y'all" or "ya'll"... So I compromi[s/z]ed and did both.
(Pseudonym, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:53, archived)
# It's y'all
A pluralized form of the word you formed by a contraction of the words you and all and in contrast to the Northern American (above the grit line) terms yous, yous guys, or youts.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 3:01, archived)
# Actually
'Fall' was once in common usage over here in Britain, which is where the Americans got it from. It was only after the USA was formed that we started using Autumn more commonly.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:50, archived)
# You did it out of spite,
I know.
Fucking English pissrats. Don't talk to me about tea.
(tefu, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 4:48, archived)
# NER NEE NER NER NEEERR NERRRRR!
ANGRY FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:46, archived)
# you am the silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:49, archived)
# yeah, but you love it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:50, archived)
# it makes my bum tingle with glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:53, archived)
# *raised eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:55, archived)
# a tingly bum is a happy bum.
Then again, perhaps it just fell asleep.
But I don't hear it snoring.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 3:00, archived)
# You're reposting it as a challenge post?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:15, archived)
# I thought I already posted it
as a challage post, but it disappeared from the competition page
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:18, archived)
# Fairy muff.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:21, archived)
# Haha.
robots lasers aliens
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:15, archived)
# haha
! It's legit, must be; it's by teh Guardian
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:18, archived)
# I ought to run eBay scams.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:37, archived)
#
You are Piers Morgan Morgan
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 2:40, archived)
# why would you pearoast
a compo entry?
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 3:53, archived)