Things going squish on my scanner...
today I be mostly squashing... an egg:

previous squishings:
a tomato
a banana
a tangerine
( Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:42, archived)

yay!
You did it!

And it looks absofugginglutely marvelous.

WoO!

( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:43, archived)

they are fookin cool mate!
do a lemon!


(does it not cost you loads in scanners though?)
( PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:45, archived)

woo - they're great
you must have a very heavy duty scanner!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:45, archived)

very good!
this is also marvellous... Woman starts Ford Focus using Cyber-baby
( SpunkyBackpack, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:46, archived)

The future
of automobile security
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:34, archived)

NIce

*edit* That has to go in the newsletter
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:46, archived)

Cook me dinner!
Woo Yay Houpla Panowie Eggola!
( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:46, archived)

Do a Cadburys Creme Egg
next, go on, do it.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:46, archived)

sounds messy
might have a go at that. not sure how squishable they are, and of course - one of these days somethings going to crack the glass... but I'll probably give it a go.
( Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:51, archived)

Put down some
perspex or something.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:52, archived)

do an entire bunch of grapes!
that would rock!
( PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:53, archived)

i agree
with the bunch of grapes, I think a cadbury's egg might be ok if you heated it up a bit first, otherwise it will crack the glass. How's about a Findus Crispy Pancake?
(kungfustu, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:58, archived)

Or is it a
a Spring Roll.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:01, archived)

how about this?

( PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:01, archived)

Just do a baby's head
and I'll buy you a new scanner if it breaks the glass (honest).

PS Prem babies are best, very squishy and they usually have a few at your local hospital, nick one while it's solo mother is away getting her methadone, she'll never know
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:29, archived)

pie?

( popt_art, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:49, archived)

Ooh,
do a Pie.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:50, archived)

pie is goood idea
any votes on flavour?
cheese and onion would probably be messiest
( Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:52, archived)

Beef and Onion,
Edit: How do you squash them, do you close the scanner lid as you scan or squash them in another way?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:53, archived)

meat
.
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:54, archived)

apple

( PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:54, archived)

mmm...
chicken and vegetable...oh yeh.
how do you do these, do you like squish a little, scan, squish a little, scan...?
( dogsbollocks, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:54, archived)

not a very complex process.
yes to the scan/squish/scan/squish
then muck about with levels to get an even colour balance
then clean the bits of egg and sodding tangerine off the scanner...
( Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:01, archived)

steak and kidney!
or rhubarb!! rhubard with granulated sugar!

mmmm pie...

do a savoury and a sweet - it's only fair...
( popt_art, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:54, archived)

mince!
:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:55, archived)

are you saying
he's gay?
( popt_art, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:56, archived)

do an animal!
lets see you do a chaffinch!
( PMGT -Bacon., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:58, archived)

it wasnt an instruction!
:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:01, archived)

ah but so
easily misinterpreted.. the joy of engrish and a juvenile mind : )
( popt_art, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:05, archived)

I was going to say that
It could be a christmas special
( wayward., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:02, archived)

How do you
do that?

Surely the egg would go everywhere before the first scan was complete?
(jonnies, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:54, archived)

he's obviously boiled it first
or if not, How did he do that?
(kungfustu, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:59, archived)

can you do
Andrew Lloyd Webber's head?
(radja, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 12:57, archived)

Blue stuff in an egg?
Blimey!
([]DOo []DOo, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 13:09, archived)