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# PUN 'O'CLOCK!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)
# oh dear god.
*shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)
# BENNY!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Dave!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Bev ?
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:54, archived)
# KEV??
(Londingham ., Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Oh
Dear
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)
# I'm sorry Mr. Hat
We may have to put you down :|
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Am I too heavy?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:52, archived)
# He ain't heavy......
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)
# He's a mother...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:03, archived)
# JESSIE!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Yes, it is I
Complete with actual, proper, reliable (so far) 'net connection \o/

Worship me, for I doth rule
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)
# a "reliable" net connection?
Why must you lie to us?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)
# Hello sir!
How be you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)
# I be good, be I.
How be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:01, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)
# *ScreamsalongaJessie*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:05, archived)
# best of all the moods.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:06, archived)
# I'm quite proud of it, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)
# is there some mystery writing in there
at waist height?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:09, archived)
# It's a shadow of the writing above . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:10, archived)
# awfully cute, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)
# Alas, it am true
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(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:58, archived)
# *Hates for other reasons*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)
# ok
I'll hate you for using the last teabag in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:00, archived)
# Nope, that was me . . .

I only wiped my arse on it . . .

*passes back*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:02, archived)
# anyone for a cuppa?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:03, archived)
# mmm, brew..
(sups on brew)
(Londingham ., Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:05, archived)
# That was you
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:02, archived)
# What have we learnt today boys and girls?
Always hate yourself, just to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:03, archived)
# but I have so much hate to give,
why waste it on myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)
# There should be ample to go around then dear
Don't be selfish, distribute equally, and save the biggest portion for yourself...to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Well, I do like
a large portion, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:14, archived)
# I learnt there are two types of wee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:06, archived)
# hehhehe
and a little squeaky *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)
# BRAINSTUFF!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:52, archived)
# DAVE THE HAT!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Blimey! *THE* Brainstuff
Haven't seen you around for a while.

Do you have a link to your Douglas Adams tribute, with the dolphins leaving Earth? I had that as a wallpaper and lost it ):
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:56, archived)
# I (well, my wife) had children...
Twins kind of suck the hummus out of your mind.

But I've been lurking, oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:01, archived)
# We had a little one too
I can't imagine what twins would be like. Congrats to you sir!

Found the pic, ta. And the classic "what you looking at?" lion (:
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:05, archived)
# hey good work
It's always nice to know your tackle works eh? :D

2 isn't really twice as hard as 1 I think - more like 1.96 x harder :)

glad you found the dolphins...(and like'em :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:33, archived)
# ow, my eye!
the doctor said I'm not supposed to get pun in it!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)
# KINGOFPORK!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)
# THAT IS INDEED MY NAME
WELL OBSERVED :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Excellence at it's finest.
And now, I'm off Tesco. Have fun, kids!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)
# CARO!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)
# DAVE!
(I'll bring you back something nice! ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)
# Yippee!
Thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)
# oooh it burns
top punnery
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:52, archived)
# DAMN!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)
# HECK!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)
# >GROAN<
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)
# SYNC!
*openly hugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)
# YAY!
*returns open hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:00, archived)
# Hurrah for DTH puns
and trilbys too :-)
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)
# INVINO!
Congrats on the FP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Ta!
*blushes prettily*
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)
# I'm wearing a trilby right now
But it's not singing...
ED: What do you reckon to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:54, archived)
# MANIAC!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:58, archived)
# erm... HAT!!
...
*pokes Hat's hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)
# I think you are ginger!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)
# I am ginger!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:06, archived)
# AHA! JUST AS I THOUGHT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)
# GINGER STUDENT!!!
teh worst of all teh students

and gingers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:10, archived)
# Boo...
I like student life, it's so cheap!
Cant help the gingerness... *shaves head bald*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Foiled again...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:14, archived)
# GINGER!
/sorry, mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)
# ^ this
most definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Deja vu...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Thar...
...be a woman growin' outta yon hat!
(cface run. Run, face, run!, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 17:21, archived)
# let us be Frank
that is most woosome!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:56, archived)
# PURPLE!

EDIT: thanks for being honest . . . It's a Sin(atra) to tell a lie!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:58, archived)
# MR HAT!

I always try to be honest, even if it makes
me sound like a Nancy-boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:11, archived)
# BRIANFTANG!
Thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 16:13, archived)