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# OH GOD OH GOD NO OUTLINES.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 0:53, archived)
# your kitten is a poof
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 0:55, archived)
# He'll bum your face and you'll fucking love it.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 0:55, archived)
# You know me too well
*puts on goggles*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 0:56, archived)
# perhaps it's just perspective?

(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 0:55, archived)
# my, what a gay kitty
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 0:55, archived)
# Awwww
I really like the idea of a minimum kittin.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 0:56, archived)
# that picture makes me vomit radioactive shit
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 0:57, archived)
# Your face makes me wee dog poo out of my tear ducts.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 0:58, archived)
# I think I just shat a merangue!
would you care to take a walk in the buggery?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 0:59, archived)
# You can't fucking spell 'meringue', you smellfaced pile of gay shagsneezes.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:00, archived)
# don't give me the shagsneezes speech
after your elephant-cunting arseparrot binocular-bollocked post!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Why don't you bum yourself off and cunt into a lesbian yakcock?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:04, archived)
# it would be too sour
I prefer yoghurt-faced homosexual pixies.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:05, archived)
# You spaz-labiad wankfellating bumlincoln.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:07, archived)
# don't even go there
you pubic-haired disciple of John the Tosser.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:08, archived)
# Rats grope your father's flangey wanknappy
and smear it in your ugly face.
And it makes you spluff nuclear frogspawn.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:10, archived)
# better than swallowing rancid
fish cock, while fighting off rapist squid tentacles.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:12, archived)
# *dies a little inside*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:14, archived)
# Words could not describe the intensity of the bile that rises to the brink of my every orifice whenever I detect your hideous presence on the face of this planet.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:16, archived)
# Acidic land mines couldn't even get close to the damage you cause by uttering such colonic mindwash
If rotten rectums don't push you off the side of this scourged earth, I sincerely hope exploding bat eggs do.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Your insults are fucking rubbish, you pile of gay.
I'm going to bed.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:21, archived)
# ok then
same time tomorrow?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:22, archived)
# You'd never guess
they were happily married and living in Dorking, would you?

:)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:20, archived)
# don't even suggest that, you overcooked pile of spaghettivag
Or the dorks of Dorking will string you up by your long-exaggerated pisshorn!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Why is the flowerhead
pointing downwards and leftwards?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 0:58, archived)
# Why shouldn't it be?

/doesn't fully understand the question
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 0:59, archived)
# It was just that big green arrow I saw
coming out from the pink/yellow bit.

[/dys-something-ic]
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:01, archived)
# Oh.
I see.

You are a mong.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Thanks.
*writes that down*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:03, archived)
# It am very lully
and does make me fluffy in mi haert and mind!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:02, archived)
# both!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:05, archived)
# Awwww
s'lully :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 1:45, archived)