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(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:16, archived)
# Rub some shit on it.
(Hairy Midget, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:17, archived)
# Athlete's foot
daktarin spray powder am ace and works.
(Londingham ., Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:17, archived)
# No, it's not athlete's foot,
it's dry, cracked skin on the knuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:18, archived)
# Vaseline is your friend
(Londingham ., Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Specifically for this case
or in general?
(I helped save b3ta! bloobloo, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Both!
But especially for this.
(Londingham ., Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:22, archived)
# melt down some strepsils
and inject them into your eyeball.

you'll soon forget about your hurtytoe
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:18, archived)
# you been wearing
clogs again?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Yes.
Made of your mother's breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:20, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:20, archived)
# ew
.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:20, archived)
# Savlon
or even a little vaseline....

EDIT:

I just noticed the spunking cock....

that is not a good idea, in fact that would make it hurt even more....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:21, archived)
# I'VE DRAWN A FUCKING COCK IN THE LEFT HAND CORNER.
LOOK.
IT HAS A COCK IN IT.
LOOK.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:24, archived)
# yes I saw that ^ ^
salty stingingness
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:25, archived)
# Is that likely to make it
hurt more or less?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:26, archived)
#
Depends how vigorous the penetration is
(I helped save b3ta! bloobloo, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:28, archived)
# what is this?
obsceeene!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 1:49, archived)