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# Those poor otters
They just wanted to bound and play, and what did you do? You fucking took their virginity; robbed them of their nubility. You fucking sicken me. One day I'm going to find a giant otter suit, dress up, and bumrape you relentlessly.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 22:34, archived)
# you fucking would as well you cheep cunt
no dinner or flowers, just cuntishness

*rubs herring juice on nob, waits for the next cunting otter*
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 22:37, archived)
# You don't fucking deserve wine
The otters didn't get wine, no they didn't. No fancy 3 course meal for them. No red roses. No serenading. No fucking anything. Just your 2 inch pork sword, frantically copulating with their virgin otter-fannies.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 22:42, archived)
# virgins, bollocks them otters are slags
cunts like a horses coller, fucking dirty little cock nibblers love their little cunts stuffed by a dirty otter loving cunt like me, they do anything for a jar of crab paste, the little cunts
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 22:46, archived)
# No! No!
Otters are nice innocent creatures. Your presence has turned them. You slagerised them.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 22:53, archived)