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[challenge entry] fridge, meet b3ta
b3ta, meet our fridge

From the Anthropomorphisation challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 0:55, archived)
# hahaha
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 0:56, archived)
# * loves right back *
* remembers is frigid *
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 1:06, archived)
# Hello fridge
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 0:56, archived)
# coo-ee!
* waves too *
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 1:07, archived)
# hahaha!
Hello Mr. Fridge!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 0:56, archived)
# he says
he hopes you're feeling better
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 1:08, archived)
# haha!
Yes, I am, and I intend to get suitably unwell again as soon as possible! :p
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 1:12, archived)
# There once was a woman named Lew
whose limericks would end on line two.
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 0:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 0:58, archived)
# There once was a man from Tyersal
Who named his tumble dryer Sal
Duh duh-duh-duh DUH
Duh duh-duh-duh DUH
Duh duh-duh-duh duh-duh-duh pal.

Tyersal's quite a hard place to rhyme. That's why there's no songs about it, like there are about New York, Paris etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 0:58, archived)
# There once was a fellow from Tyersall
Who thought "this fine new pair of pliers'll
Just be the thing
To help me to sing".
That mistaken young fellow from Tyersall.

Yes, I know I copped out with the last line. But Edward Lear did it all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 1:05, archived)
# Ace!
Bloody hell, there's a lot in there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 0:57, archived)
# Morrisons yesterday
Ris today
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 1:09, archived)
# Ah yes,
I finally got that, after 3+ months.
Still not the slowest my uptake's ever been....
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 1:11, archived)
# I thought it was
fairly obvious from just opposite the Merrion Centre, but you're by no means the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 1:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm in there at least twice a week. Probably less now I've found somewhere nearer (Tesco's on the Armley Road.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 1:21, archived)
# I'm usually Thursday teatime
* organizes Morrisons bash *
* doesn't *
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 1:24, archived)