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[challenge entry] London: circa 1666
I say I seem to have lost my light!

From the "Oh No" Moments From History challenge. See all 175 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 22:14, archived)
# What-ho!
never mind, what's the worst that could happen?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 30 Nov 2005, 22:16, archived)
# terrible conundrum, what ho?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 22:17, archived)
# any news on this
weeks new compo? just strayed onto the message board while high on lemsip
(slimey slug, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 22:19, archived)
# you want the good news or the bad news?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 22:21, archived)
# woo yay!
that's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 22:21, archived)
# Dear Prodigy69,
I am very sorry to hear that you have no source of fire to light your cigarette with, may I suggest that you try 'matches' which are widely available at all newagents, public houses, supermarkets and petrol filling station. Matches usually cost anything from eight pence to fifteen pence. You could also try a 'lighter' which are available from the places I mentioned above and car boot sales. If matches or lighters can not be obtained then I recommend the common household toaster or cooker. I hope these suggestions have been of some help.

Yous sincerly,
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 22:23, archived)
# how handy...ta!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Some twunt...
...rang my doorbell at 11 pm one night looking for a light. He didn't get one. Cheeky sod then asked to light it on my cooker.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 22:47, archived)