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[challenge entry] The birth of Celine Dion is one disaster that will not soon be forgot.



Quick and shit

From the "Oh No" Moments From History challenge. See all 175 entries (closed)

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:25, archived)
# oh, my, god.

is that baby dead?!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:26, archived)
# hahahah
thats the best response ever
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# all babies look dead when they come out
most've them look a bit mouldy round the edges as well
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:28, archived)
# ^this
it's scary as fuck until they cry, and then you know they're alive alright ;)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:30, archived)
# haha
until you realise that's a sound you'll be putting up with for the next fourteen years
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:32, archived)
# yeh
and then it's replaced with "lend us a fiver/tenner/fifty grand"*

*delete as necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
# Having seen at least 1000 of the little darlings...
i'd say it turned out ok - apart from the plethoric legs and the enormous celine dion shaped head (but that'll fade with time ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:33, archived)
# don't take your computer to pc world

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
# Ha! it's ok...
...I'm a paediatrician... not a glitterophile.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:38, archived)
# shhh
The mob will be at your door with torches and pitchforks if you say that out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:39, archived)
# ha! don't joke - it actually happened...
a paediatrician was hacked to death because his neighbours thought paediatrician=paedophile...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:40, archived)
# That's techincally correct
As paediatricians are generally people who
"love children".

It's just that society has perverted the word "paedophile" from its correct, literal sense.

/back to talking shite
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:44, archived)
# in fact
the correct term for a person who desires sexual relations with a child is "pederast".
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:45, archived)
# You have enlightened me and broadened my mind.
Have a sausage.
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:47, archived)
# *eats*
*dies of e-coli*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:58, archived)
# O157:H7 I presume...
or maybe:O26:H11, O103:H2, O111:NM or O113:H21?
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 23:06, archived)
# you help sick children?
i bet women love you, damn my lack of education
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:39, archived)
# they would - if I looked more like George Clooney...
...and less like Sergeant Bilko
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# They look like foul
little beasts and it makes you wonder if they threw the wrong bit away. They are an horrendous colour and their heads are all mashed in. But you grow to tolerate them. I'm not having any more though, nosiree, this one will kill me off when he starts playing football.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
HAHAHAHAHHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:29, archived)
# JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:26, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Oh my good god
Put it back where it came from!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Ha. Us
lads spend 9 months getting out and the rest of our lives trying to get back in!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:38, archived)
# that, my good sir,
is HORRIBLE.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# no it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:32, archived)
# LINK IT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:28, archived)
# hahah!
retard babies forever!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:28, archived)
# ...
(Woody999, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:30, archived)
# Clearly
You have never been to the Cornish shithole they call Redruth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
# Bah, that's a lie
My family live in Ontario and I'm there often. It's a great place and 100% better than living in 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# christ
that is awful
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:30, archived)
# good fucking lord man!
put it back!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:33, archived)
# Hmmm
tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)