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# literal translations of crap office-speak

no1. Phone-Tag
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Bravo
That had me laughing out loud to the confusion of my cow orkers
(Wallz, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 15:49, archived)
# what's
phone tag?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 15:49, archived)
# when you call someone...
and leave a message on their voicemail and then they call you and leave
a message on your voicemail because youre both so incredibly busy
(ignoring your phone) and then they say "ha, were stuck in a game of phone-tag"
and you punch them in the throat.
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 15:53, archived)
# aka
'telephone tennis' arggg!!!

neverworkinginanofficeneverworkinginanofficenevernevernever......!!!
(Pooch, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)
# ah,
I getcha.
I'm not important enough to have voicemail.
Not yet, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 16:01, archived)
# It's free
From BT even Scum such as myself qualify
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 16:18, archived)
# while we're on the subject of work...
should I officially quit or let them fire me, for unemployment cash?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 16:19, archived)
# cash cash cash
gives you more options
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)
# It's
Free, Gratis, absolutley no cash what so-ever.. You do however need a phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)
# At work,
that is.
I've got it at home, of course. I mean, who hasn't?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# Yaay!
I can't stop laughing at that.
(I helped save b3ta! macca, Tue 16 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)