You picked the wrong person to fuck with.
By the way, I'm not Crab Bloke. It's just that he left a cookie on my machine.

( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:07, archived)

a cookie! Yum give it to Rob
he's starving. All hail the benevolent Crab Bloke.
Nice lizard. He has pubes for hair tho...
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:10, archived)

just phoned crab bloke
he had a voice like darth vader.
( rob http://robmanuel.tumblr.com/, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:22, archived)

mouth full of cookies
obviously.
( pep, Thu 8 Nov 2001, 7:28, archived)