A lot of daytimers
are here.
I saw Dr Phil.
I did...it also seems to be ladies night.
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Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:20,
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I saw Dr Phil.
I did...it also seems to be ladies night.
thank god
you're not going to the christmas party, or none of us normal guys would get a look in!
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Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:26,
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You still won't
all the ladies will sit around looking forlourn and wistful.
I suggest you make a Bovine mask.
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Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:28,
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I suggest you make a Bovine mask.
the mask won't work
without the personality and charisma behind it though - I've already tried
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Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:31,
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You can fake that,
just say the occasional stupid thing or sarcastic comment, and make references to breasts and crisps.
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Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:33,
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blimey
you should write a book on seduction tips. illustrated obviously :)
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Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:36,
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I was thinking
"how to hypnotise chicks" but whatever works for you ;)
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Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:45,
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yeah that is a *really* good idea
Eat more crisps! I'm the handsomest bloke on the board.
crikey I never realised it was so easy being bovine! :)
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Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:43,
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crikey I never realised it was so easy being bovine! :)
Keep mentioning
The Trombone Voodoo Quartet and other things that I go on about.
Ladies love all that.
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Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:44,
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Ladies love all that.
Do we get free drinks
and the opportunity to be chatted up by sinister balding men?
I'm missing (literally) in the day time due to a week's beautiful escape from work.
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Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:22,
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I'm missing (literally) in the day time due to a week's beautiful escape from work.
the only thing I'm missing
is our lovely adsl connection. Mine is very very arse.
And it kinda describes Steve as well....
[edit] and of course yourself
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Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:34,
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And it kinda describes Steve as well....
[edit] and of course yourself
Facinating
anyway, I'm off - getting up mid afternoon is bloody knackering.
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Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:40,
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I used to find that too
Or maybe it was the excessive masturbation that went with it that left me feeling worn out.
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Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:42,
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arf !!
top one !
btw , I was just flicking through Webuser magazine and tomsk's drawing thing is featured in there.....might be old news....
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Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:22,
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btw , I was just flicking through Webuser magazine and tomsk's drawing thing is featured in there.....might be old news....